Anyone Else Shocked That One Election Didn’t Magically Fix Everything?

by Smitty

Insty links the Examiner about the Dems being Muhammed Ali, letting the GOP wear themselves out before delivering a knockout. I don’t think the analogy has much going for it. The Progressive position itself looks more like this old Harry Reid pose behind Rep. Sonny Bono (R-IP)

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Sonny Bono and Harry Reid, an immortal combination

The 2010 election has been called a restraining order. As a squid, I am bound by character to point out that the ship of state has been cruising with left standard rudder on for, oh, a century. We’re way off Constitutional course. 2010 really didn’t give us rudder amidships, much less anything right of center. We’re still set to stack up on Socialist shoals.

The ones that hate our guts are betting on a lack of will/attention span/commitment to liberty from the Tea Partiers. That’s why they continue to piss down the public back while rejoicing in the precipitation. I, for one, hope that HotAir publishes a book with a title along the lines of “Obamaturisms: a Cacaphony of Cock-Ups” next spring, to celebrate three complete years of the Mad Ass-Hatter on parade. Such a tome, annotated with historical ties to the preceding century, would be a helpful reminder to the electorate that This. Crap. Must. Halt. Conservatives need to double down in their efforts both to reform the GOP and to convince the Left that their ideas are as desirable in contemporary America as those of the Loyalists during the Revolutionary War.

Atlantic Crossing

Trans-Atlantic cosmopolitan Hadley Freeman, who apparently hops back and forth between Manhattan and Ye Merry Olde, offers what she describes as an ironic contrast:

The British approach to dating could easily be described as “chaotic” to the point of non-existent. I, however, see it as a decidedly just, nay, DEMOCRATIC state of affairs: you go to a party, you get drunk, you go home with someone, and the next day you either move in with them or you never speak to them again. It’s such a free-for-all kind of approach; one that would have made the founding fathers proud.
In New York City, the alleged hub of dating, the whole dating farrago is freighted with so many rules that Jane Austen would bang her head against the parsonage wall and snap her little bit of ivory in half.

(Hat-tip: Roger Ebert, of all people.) Freeman goes on to describe the too-timid-for-her-tastes ritual of the men she’s recently met in Manhattan. As to her notion that the Founding Fathers would have been proud of the “free-for-all kind of approach,” I’m rather dubious.

Her description of British dating habits, however, reminds me of something Rod Stewart once said when he was dating an international supermodel. (Of course, Rod’s always dating an international supermodel, but I digress …) The singer was asked if he contemplated marriage with the long-legged lady and replied (in effect), “If she gets pregnant, we’ll get married.”

Which is a sort of old-fashioned working-class attitude toward such things, and that which is old-fashioned is always in some sense conservative.

Of course, the association of marriage and parenthood is conservative. We may disapprove of Rod Stewart’s multiple divorces, but his try-try-again approach could be seen as representing a veneration of the conjugal institution. And he certainly has shown an enthusiasm for fatherhood. Last month, Stewart and wife No. 3 welcomed a baby son, Aiden, his second son by her, and his eighth child in total, including 47-year-old Sarah Streeter. At age 66, however, Stewart admits the experience of fatherhood leaves him “bloody exhausted.”

Social conservatives aren’t likely to adopt Rod Stewart as a family-values role model, but the Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous do offer an opportunity to discuss the “sexual scripts” that are the subject of Rebecca Hagelin’s latest Townhall column:

A new book, Premarital Sex in America, by Mark Regnerus and Jeremy Uecker . . . offers compelling research on the influences and decisions that lead to premarital sex—or virginity—among older adolescents and young adults. . . .
“[S]exual scripts” within a person’s social community strongly influence his or her expectations about sex.
What are “sexual scripts”? They are the unwritten “rules” of a social community, the norms about “what…to do next” or how, when, and why to have sex. Peers, friends, and the media pass these scripts along, often implicitly, teaching through the power of stories, images, and anecdotes. The popular scripts shape adolescents’ perceptions of what’s “normal,” while competing “scripts,” proposed by parents and religious beliefs, may fade from the adolescents’ day-to-day life and become lost. . . .
[T]he sexual scripts proposed by our permissive culture and the media rest on lies–lies about relationships, the meaning of sex, and the path towards happiness.

Go read the rest of Hagelin’s column. Her mention of Premarital Sex in America might inspire another one of those head-exploding outbursts from Echidne of the Snakes. Something about fish and bicycles, perhaps?

 But I will resist the temptation to return to the Feminism Wars.

The Siege of Stalingrad was less epic.


Is Stacy McCain’s Fashion Sense Roughly Equivalent To His Skill At Arguing With Women?

by Smitty

So Stacy has engaged in a lengthy dialogue with Little Miss Attila the last couple of days. In the asymmetric warfare between the sexes, whoever emits the most material is not necessarily the winner. In any case, he’s not managed to be on Twitter to chew the fat with me. However, our mutual friend Ali was, and I complemented him on looking sharp in his avatar photo. I wondered aloud if he could work a little ‘Ali eye for the McCain guy’, thereby improving civilization. Leading to this tweet:

Now, here is the photo in question:

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Fedora by Smitty, BarbieCam bye bye.

I’m not sure I subscribe to Ali’s notion. Stacy McCain’s anti-design genius fills out the ‘gonzo journalist in the wild’ collection rather effectively. That said genius violates EPA regulations and ordinances in half a dozen cities is more a sign of bureaucracy gone wild than any aesthetic deficiency on his part, in my opinion.
Discuss.

 

Rep. Nancy Pelosi (D-Alternative Reality)

“Not only did Democrats under her Speakership raise discretionary spending 18% in three years, not only did she pass a Pay-Go law and then fail to adhere to it even once, Pelosi became the first Speaker since Watergate to fail to pass a budget resolution for a fiscal year. In 2010, despite having a 77-seat majority in the House, a Senate which her party held by 18 seats, and a Democrat in the White House, Pelosi failed — or refused — to pass a budget for FY2011.”
— Ed Morrissey, Hot Air

Don’t bother clearing your throat before you say, “chutzpah.”

“Democrats have long fought for fiscal responsibility as a top priority of this Congress.”

Anybody remember that fight? Anbody? I didn’t think so.

Of Pundits And Palin

by Smitty

The men-striation of the pundits who, more or less monthly, have to remind us that Sarah Palin is horrible–but don’t call them misogynist–remains a source of amusement.
Get stuffed, George Will:

Asked if the GOP would remain the party of ideas if Palin captures the nomination, Will said: “The answer is emphatically no.”

What ideas have you espoused about federal overreach and the national debt that amounted to a fart in a thuderstorm? Besides occasionally having measurably more testosterone in your writing than Dave Brooks (a low bar), how have you championed reducing entitlements, precisely?
Take that, Charles Krauthammer from Bob Zee, quoted in American Digest:

While Governor, her state was one of 2 out of 50 that created net jobs. I COULD WRITE FOR HOURS ABOUT HER ACCOMPLISHMENTS, but it would not do a damn thing for people like Krauthammer and other fraudulent, cowardly, so called conservatives. How come the other intellectual governors that Krauthammer praises could not eke out some job gains? Odd huh?WAKE UP!!!! Do you want to know why the jobs are gone? Do you want to to know why your nation is turning into a shit hole?

IT IS BECAUSE OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. We let it happen.

WE CONSERVATIVES LET IT HAPPEN BECAUSE WE SAT ON OUR F***ING ASSES AND REFUSED TO FIGHT the left for the last 20+ years.

Now Sarah is ready to fight, and most of us just let her go out there with no backup, no nothing.

She is used as a human shield for LESSER MEN.

Ace has a lengthy meditation on what the Palin deal is with the conservative priesthood. Somewhere around the middle he bulletizes:

  1. anti-woman animus
  2. a desire to prop up the Old Boy’s Club
  3. tribal concerns about the current power structure (the “elite,” the “establishment”) being displaced in favor of a new power structure in which the “outsiders” and “ordinary people” are on top; as Palin is purported to be the vanguard of this new ruling class, it is postulated that the Old Guard has a strong, self-interested reason to stop her at all costs. (By the way– do most people consider themselves “ordinary”? I always wince at this formulation. Apart from a few people who are a little sub-ordinary and aspire to actually rise to the level of “ordinary,” I tend to think that most people do not consider themselves ordinary. Or maybe ordinary in several ways, but not-quite-ordinary in important ways.)
  4. a need to fit in with the liberal media elite and the so-called conservative intellectual elite which shares many of the shibboleths of the liberal media elite

Summarizing: fear of estrogen, fear of change.
I’m going to guess the latter, and point to the (free registration required for full read) Venerable Mead addressing the Left and making some telling points about the Tea Parties, with whom Sarah is so intrinsically linked, emphasis mine:

The historian Jill Lepore’s book The Whites of Their Eyes makes the point that many Tea Party activists have a crude understanding of the politics of the American Revolution. Yet however unsophisticated the Tea Party’s reading of the past may be, the movement’s appeal to Colonial history makes sense. From Colonial times, resentment of the well-bred, the well-connected, and the well-paid has merged with suspicion about the motives and methods of government insiders to produce populist rebellions against the established political order. This form of American populism is often called “Jacksonianism” after Andrew Jackson, the president who tapped this populist energy in the 1830s to remake the United States’ party system and introduce mass electoral politics into the country for good.Antiestablishment populism has been responsible for some of the brightest, as well as some of the darkest, moments in U.S. history. The populists who rallied to Jackson established universal white male suffrage in the United States — and saddled the country with a crash-prone financial system for 80 years by destroying the Second Bank of the United States. Later generations of populists would rein in monopolistic corporations and legislate basic protections for workers while opposing federal protection of minorities threatened with lynching. The demand of Jacksonian America for cheap or, better, free land in the nineteenth century led to the Homestead Act, which allowed millions of immigrants and urban workers to start family farms. It also led to the systematic and sometimes genocidal removal of Native Americans from their traditional hunting grounds and a massively subsidized “farm bubble” that helped bring about the Great Depression. Populist hunger for land in the twentieth century paved the way for an era of federally subsidized home mortgages and the devastating burst of the housing bubble.

Building on Ace’s points about fearing change above, we now have a delightful oversimplification by means of which to toss the Tea Parties under the bus: Jacksonian. The irony that AJ was the Original Democrat is a fine aside. We now have a tool by means of which the Tea Parties can be written off as unsophisticated rubes. Any intellectual can grasp that the country is broke, we have to curtail federal over-reach, but these Jacksonian rubes do not respect the Powers That Be sufficiently in taking the required action, and that will not do.
Also, “Jacksonian” becomes a shibboleth (I read the Book of Judges years ago, Ace, sorry) by which all the elite understand that Tea Party==Jacksonian==Racist. Brilliant!
What our so-called elite refuse to grasp is that the internet really is changing everything. While the lumpy middle of the standard normal distribution is likely to continue to remain uninvolved, the chunk in between the median and the elite tail has expanded considerably. More people are paying attention. More people, while not necessarily Sarah fanatics, are realizing that the attacks on her from the Left and elite Right are as feckless as an Obama foreign policy statement.
George Will:

“The more attention Palin receives, the fewer Americans consider her presidential timber.” 

Possibly, sir, the time for electing cigar store indians has passed. The country desperately needs someone who can articulate

  • why a century of federal overreach has failed
  • why living in reality as opposed to Progressive la-la land is going to hurt for a good decade or three
  • why we need to look more like Japan in disaster and less like Greece in default when facing this
  • why the GOP (and the pundit priesthood) has been more a part of the problem than the solution for the last century

Sure, Krauthammer and Will and the rest give good column from time to time. Maybe they’re too tactical, and maybe that’s because of relatively myopic audience for which they write. Maybe, too, Sarah Palin’s vision as stated thus far isn’t terribly far-reaching.
Nevertheless, the continuous 360 degree napalm shower directed at Sarah, both by the usual suspects and those who, following Reagan’s 11th Comandment, ought to be friendly, is astounding.
In fact, it’s so over the top as to trigger the question of whether it’s a giant head-fake, something Ace’s analysis misses.
What if the pundit priesthood knows that supporting Sarah overtly will be disaster, but going into lady-doth-protest-too-much mode will force the Tea Parties to ante up in 2012?
Methinks that could be the case.

LIVE AT FIVE – 03.16.11

TOP NEWS
Fukushima Plant Evacuated After Radiation Spikes

Tepco PR men explain what's happening at Fukushima Daiichi

Workers battling meltdown ordered to leave plant for an hour

Fire Erupts Again At Fukushima (Video)
Radiation Risk To California Downplayed




Somber Emperor Makes Unprecedented Address To Nation

Bahrain Clears Protesters From Pearl Square

Three-month state of emergency declared

Libyan Loyalists Rout Rebels As No-Fly Efforts Stall
Administration continues to dither as Qaddafi’s men approach Benghazi



POLITICS
Pennsylvania To Lose One House Seat, But Whose?

Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett

Murtha’s old seat one possibility for removal by GOP-controlled legislature and governor

California Legislature To Call Vote On Budget Cuts, Referendum On Tax Extensions

Miami-Dade County Recalls Mayor, Councilwoman

Congressional Democrats Complain About Obama’s Lack Of Leadership

NY Court Hears Claims Against Ground Zero Mosque

Kasich Budget For Ohio Has “One Reform After Another”



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Japanese Stocks Recover From Steep Losses
Oil Hovers At $97 As Traders Eye Japan Disaster
European Stocks Flat To Lower On Global Unease
US Import Prices Jump 1.4% In February
HP Accelerates Move Into Cloud Computing, Increases Dividend
Apple Handcuffs Open Apps On IPhone Home Screen
Netflix In Talks For Original Series



SPORTS
Clemson Hammers UAB 70-52 In First-Round Rout

Jerai Grant scores a personal best 22 in the Tigers' mauling of UAB

How To Avoid Letting Another UAB Into The NCAA Field

This Idea Just Does Not Work

Rangers Regaining Control Of Fate After Win Over Islanders

Bulls In Sole Possession Of First In The East After Seventh Win In A Row

Bailey’s Injury Diagnosed As Sprain


Devils Dream One Step Closer After Beating Thrashers

NFLPA May Stage Alternative To Draft



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
Marshall & Kim’s Kid @Angry_Blonde? Surprisingly Positive!

Hailie Mathers: One of Eminem's best productions?

A stream of positive tweets from the master rapper’s daughter 🙂

More Nude Vanessa Hudgens Photos Surface

Seann William Scott Enters Treatment

Courteney Cox: The Harper’s Bazaar Interview

LeAnn Rimes: Scary Skinny?

Long Beach Rapper NateDogg Dies At 41

Police: Kasey Jordan Attempts Suicide

Playgirl Offers $10K For Nude Anderson Cooper Pic

Janet Jackson Signs Production Deal With LionsGate

Snake Dies From Silicone Poisoning After Biting Model’s Breast During Photoshoot

Snooki Fights On WWE Raw, Will Rassle At Wrestlemania XXVII (Video)



FOREIGNERS
Germany Shutters Aging Nuclear Plants (Video)
Egypt To Dissolve State Security Agency, Form National Security Sector
G8 Refuse To Intervene In Libya
Israel Seizes Cargo Ship Loaded With Missiles
Police: Jakarta Terror Attacks Linked



BLOGS & STUFF
Allahpundit: Surgeon General Freaks Out Entire West Half Of Country
Althouse: If Walker, Scott And Kasich Succeed, Does Obama?
Daily Caller: Meggie Mac Mouths Off About Palin Again
Jim Gergahty: While Japan Burns, Obama Fills Out His Bracket
Sarah Palin: The $4/Gallon President?
Yid With Lid: Egyptian Protesters Refuse To Meet Clinton
AmSpecBlog: Bachmann Misfires
Lonely Conservative: Herman Cain Says Planned Parenthood Mission Is Genocide Of Black Babies
American Power: Protesters Plan To Occupy Michigan Capitol

— compiled by Wombat-socho