My 2011 Prediction

This is the time of year when people do “Year in Review” roundups and make predictions for the coming year. Some people do those “Top 10”-style lists, but the work-to-reward ratio on that stuff is way too high for me. If I wanted to work that hard, I wouldn’t be a blogger. So I decided to do exactly one 2011 prediction — and it’s a bold prophecy:

The postive feedback on Twitter provided overwhelming evidence that, once again, I’d tapped into the zeitgeist:


“Why don’t they have salsa on the table?” — it’s a blog about nothing!

LIVE AT FIVE – 12.31.10

TOP NEWS
Car Czar Rattner Pays $10 Million To settle Pension Fund Bribery Charges

Former car czar Steven Rattner

Obama’s former car czar was accused of paying kickbacks to secure millions in pension fund investments

Geraldine Doyle, WW2 Icon, Dies At 86
Believed to be the face of Rosie the Riveter

Barbour Offers Parole To Sisters Serving Life – Just One Catch, Though
Parole requires one sister to donate her kidney to the other = and it’s the sister’s idea



POLITICS
O’Donnell Angrily Denies Misuse Of Campaign Funds

Christine O'Donnell: victim of bipartisanship?

Fires back on morning shows

It’s Official. It’s Morekowski.

More Flak For Mayor Bloomberg As New York Continues To Dig Out

MN GOP, Now In Control Of Legislature, To Focus On Growing Business, Fighting Dayton’s Proposed Tax Increase



THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Stocks Finish Slightly Lower On Profit-Taking
Crude, Heating Oil Futures Drop On Supply News
New Unemployment Claims Drop Below 400K For First Time Since 2008
Skype Releases Video Chat App for Apple Devices
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS: HTC Secures Trademark For Tablet; Possible Challenge To IPad
FBI, German Federal Police Raid ISPs As Part Of Operation Payback Investigation



SPORTS
Stanford Women Leash Huskies To Snap 90-Game Win Streak

Nnemkadi Ogwumike (30) and Lindy LaRocque (15) celebrate Stanford's victory

Former National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice actually seen in the stands smiling and bouncing as Huskies fall 71-59

Tar Heels Survive Music City Madness

Spurs Overcome Weakened Mavericks, Keep Win Streak Alive

Penalized Salute Hurts K-State In Pinstripe Bowl Loss

Texans To Keep Kubiak, Hire Wade Phillips As Defensive Coordinator?

Bryant, Howard Lead NBA All-Star Voting

Bruins Do Everything Right, Still Lose To Thrashers



FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS
J-Lo’s Hubby Marc Anthony Hit With $3.4 Million In Unpaid Taxes

Deadbeat scum (L), J-Lo (R)

Empire State wants $1.8MM, IRS put a lien on his house for $1.6 mill

How Camille Got An Extra $20 Mill From Kelsey

The Queen’s a Great-Grandma Now

David Beckham: I Did Not Have Sex With That Whore

Tim Burton At Work On “Nightmare Before Christmas” Sequel

Cee Lo And Gwyneth Paltrow Together?


Natalie Portman On The Importance Of Lesbian Sex Scenes

John Mellencamp & Wife Split Up After 20 Years



FOREIGNERS
Former Israeli President Katsav Convicted Of Rape
UN Secretary-General Warns Gbagbo Against Attacking UN Compound
PM Gillard To Increase Aid For Flood-Ravaged Queensland As Thousands Evacuate
Bolivians Riot Over Diversion Of Fuel Subsidies To Farm And Government Workers
Swedish Man Jailed For Auschwitz Sign Theft



BLOGS & STUFF
Iowahawk: The Constitution Is Very Important
Tammy Bruce: Union Deliberately Didn’t Plow As Budget Protest
Jennifer Rubin: So Much For Bipartisanship
Blackfive: Don’t Poison The Ivy With Military Death Squads
Clayton Cramer: Environmental Predictions That Didn’t Quite Work Out
Riehl World View: Note To Joe Scarborough


— compiled by Wombat-socho

‘White Nationalist Propaganda’?

Here is the complete text of a news article I wrote that was published Dec. 3, 2002, in The Washington Times:

Vanderbilt professor outrages Confederate progeny
Says Rebel soldiers deserved gallows
By Robert Stacy McCain
THE WASHINGTON TIMES
A Vanderbilt University professor has stirred outrage in Dixie by declaring that Confederates were “cowards masquerading as civilized men” who should have been executed at the end of the Civil War.
“Every Confederate soldier … deserved not a hallowed resting place at the end of his days but a reservation at the end of the gallows,” Jonathan David Farley, an assistant professor of mathematics, wrote in a commentary in the Tennessean, Nashville’s largest newspaper. The United Daughters of the Confederacy (UDC), the professor wrote, is an organization that “honors traitors.”
Vanderbilt sparked conflict over Southern heritage this year when the university said it would strip the word “Confederate” from a dormitory, Confederate Memorial Hall, built in the 1930s with donations raised by the UDC.
Mr. Farley’s Nov. 20 column in the Tennessean increased the furor. Mr. Farley has complained of threatening e-mails and phone calls, while the newspaper has received letters from across the country.
“The majority of the letters have been from out of state, because it became an Internet thing,” said John Gibson, the reader editor of the Tennessean, adding that out-of-state letters “rarely” are published in the paper.
Tim Chavez, a columnist for the Tennessean, described one 66-year-old reader’s frustration over Mr. Farley’s views: “This just burns me because I don’t know what to do about it,” the man said. “If someone compared your ancestors to mass murderers, what would you do?”
Mr. Farley called Confederate Gen. Nathan Bedford Forrest “a 19th century Hitler,” called Confederate heritage groups “the new holocaust revisionists,” and said that “the race problems that wrack America to this day are due largely to the fact that the Confederacy was not thoroughly destroyed, its leaders and soldiers executed, and their lands given to the landless freed slaves.”
Allen Sullivant, chief of heritage defense for the Sons of Confederate Veterans (SCV), said Mr. Farley is “entitled to his opinion, even one that’s based on misinformation, ignorance and bigotry.”
In response to complaints from SCV members, Mr. Farley has posted e-mail replies that “drip venom,” Mr. Sullivant said. Replying to one SCV member, Mr. Farley vowed to “form our own armies to expose and smash you. … Very simply, we represent good and you represent evil.”
Mr. Sullivant said such “blatantly, openly hateful” messages show that Mr. Farley is “just one of these people who’s got a real chip on his shoulders.”
A native of Rochester, N.Y., Mr. Farley, 32, is a graduate of Harvard and Oxford universities. His parents are both academics. His father, an immigrant from Jamaica, holds a Ph.D. in economics, while his mother, an immigrant from Guyana, holds a Ph.D. in history.
On his university Web page (www.math.vanderbilt.edu/farley) Mr. Farley poses beside a large poster of Marxist revolutionary Ernesto “Che” Guevara, whom he calls a hero.
Mr. Farley has been politically active since moving to Nashville from Berkeley, Calif., in 1997, mounting a Green Party campaign for Congress this year, describing the two major party candidates as “two old white men with identical views.”
He challenged Rep. Jim Cooper, Tennessee Democrat, in the Nov. 5 election, placing a distant fourth with 1,205 votes. Last year, Mr. Farley wrote an article criticizing Chelsea Clinton for supporting the U.S. anti-terrorism effort.
“One of Bill Clinton’s redeeming traits is the fact that, when he studied at Oxford, he opposed America’s war,” Mr. Farley, then a visiting scholar at England’s Oxford University, wrote in a British newspaper, the Guardian. “Maybe sometime, Chelsea, you will too.”
A Vanderbilt spokesman said that Mr. Farley, who is not tenured, is protected by the university’s academic-freedom policy.
“Professor Farley is speaking as an individual, he does not represent Vanderbilt University’s policy, and his statements are neither supported nor endorsed by the university,” said Michael Schoenfeld, Vanderbilt’s vice chancellor for public affairs.

Now that you’ve read the entirety of that 632-word article, how would you characterize it?

  1. A detailed news account of a campus controvery; or
  2. “White nationalist propaganda.”

I’ll leave you to guess who chose No. 2.

Late Entry in the ‘Stupidest Things Liberals Said in 2010’ Sweepstakes

Harvard-educated Ezra Klein updates Orwell’s famous maxim: “One has to work at The Washington Post to believe things like that. No ordinary man could be such a fool.”

On MSNBC, Klein was asked about plans of the 112th Congress to read the Constitution aloud:

“Yes, it’s a gimmick. I mean, you could say two things about it. One is that it has no binding power on anything. And then, two, the issue of the Constitution is not that people don’t read the text and think they’re following it. The issue of the Constitution is that the text is confusing because it was written more than a hundred years ago and what people believe it says differs from person to person, and differs depending on what they want to get done. So I wouldn’t expect too much coming out of this.”

Ezra has attempted a walk-back, but not before inspiring a devastating Iowahawk parody.

My apologies for being the last blogger on top of this particular dogpile, but somebody in the blogosphere must be assigned to keep up with Natalie Portman’s lesbian scenes and I drew the short straw.

Natalie Portman Explains Why Lesbian Scenes Are Like CGI Special Effects in 3-D

Whatever it takes to sell tickets:

“Everyone was so worried about who was going to want to see this movie [The Black Swan] . . . I remember them being like, ‘How do you get guys to a ballet movie? How do you get girls to a thriller?’ And the answer is a lesbian scene. Everyone wants to see that.”

(Hat-tip: Donald Douglas at American Power.) Having recently gotten Quote of the Day from Jill Stanek for my praise of Portman’s procreative success, I’m not in a mood to argue with Princess Amidala, especially because I was the first conservative blogger to predict this phenomenon.

The question of what it takes nowadays to get people to go to the multiplex and pay $9 to see a movie they can catch a few months later on HBO or Netflix is a perplexing question for Hollywood. But when a chick says to her boyfriend, “Hey, you want to go see a ballet movie?” it’s kinda helpful if she can follow that up with, “You know, the one with the Natalie Portman lesbian scene.” Continue reading Natalie Portman Explains Why Lesbian Scenes Are Like CGI Special Effects in 3-D →

She’s More Catholic Than the Pope

Lisa Graas wants to update the “about” page on her blog, and is looking for commendations from other bloggers, so there’s mine.

Lisa always kids me about the fact that among the top referrers to her blog, it’s a bunch of hardcore Catholics and me. Being a pro-life Protestant (and father of six) probably explains that. Anyway . . .

Lisa is not afraid to stand up for her beliefs, whatever the cost. She was leading the PalinTwibe — the Twitter posse for Sarah Palin — and advocating for Bill Johnson in the Kentucky GOP Senate primary. With Rand Paul also in the primary, her advocacy made Graas an especial target of the Paulistas, and if you’ve ever seen those guys go to work on somebody . . . well, they never heard of a “fair fight.” It got rough.

But then it got rougher: When Sarah Palin endorsed Rand Paul, Lisa had to make a choice and she decided to resign from the PalinTwibe rather than to back down from her opposition to Paul.

However much you may disagree with Lisa’s stance (and personally, I’m OK with the Paulistas, even if their online fanatics are cruel and obnoxious), you have to admire Lisa’s commitment to principle. In a political environment where “go-along-to-get-along” is the prevailing ethos, Lisa Graas stands firmly for her principles.

You don’t have to agree with her. But you’ve got to respect her.

PREVIOUSLY: “Lisa Graas Takes on the Paulistas”

UPDATE: Also, she gives good FMRJA. Speaking of which, we’re way overdue for a few inspirational words from Gunnery Sergeant Hartman:

Welcome to the Parris Island of the blogosphere.

Vaguely Weird Celebrity News

At age 63, Elton John and his, er, husband are now, er, fathers:

Levon has two daddies via a rent-a-womb deal:

Elton John is a dad!
The legendary hit maker and partner David Furnish announced they’re first-time fathers, following the Christmas-Day birth of their adopted son.
Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John was born to an unnamed surrogate in California and weighed 7 pounds and 15 ounces, John’s rep said. . . . .
In a joint statement released by John’s publicist, the happy parents said, “We are overwhelmed with happiness and joy at this very special moment.”

British columnist Judith Woods:

Please don’t let the scurrilous rumours be true that Sir Elton John’s new son was induced on December 25, in order to be The Ultimate Christmas Present, I just couldn’t bear it. I’d rather bury my head in a luxury lambskin footmuff until little Zachary Jackson Levon Furnish-John arrives in Britain to live happily ever after in his £35,000 nursery.

Like I said, vaguely weird. I’m 51 years old and (not to put any pressure on my recently married eldest daughter) just about ready to be called “Grandpa.” So what’s up with Elton John going to such expense and trouble to become “Daddy” at age 63?

What’s that going to be like for Baby Levon? Imagine being the only kid in high school with an 80-year-old gay dad.

Herman Cain Invited to Iowa Forum

Note the way the reporter phrases it:

Likely 2012 presidential candidates have been sniffing around Iowa for months on book tours and under-the-radar speaking engagements. But now the entire field — all dozen or so possible GOP challengers — are being invited to a megachurch on the outskirts of Des Moines for a March 7th candidates’ forum–the first of its kind for 2011.
And the question is: Who will be so bold as to come?
Steve Scheffler, president of the Iowa Faith & Freedom Coalition, says the group plans to send invitations out this week to anyone who has expressed the slightest interest in the 2012 Republican nomination. That means everyone from Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich to Mitt Romney, Tim Pawlenty and Rick Santorum. Even Atlanta radio host Herman Cain will get an invitation.
“I’d think that these potential candidates would like the chance to come have a dialogue with evangelical Christians,” said Mr. Scheffler, one of the state’s most prominent GOP organizers and a member of the Republican National Committee. . . .
Attending a prominent candidate forum in Iowa in early March could be the first overt step some of the challengers take toward a 2012 bid.

“Even Herman Cain”? What’s that “even” all about? Meanwhile, The Hill has an interview with Cain:

By his count, Cain has visited Iowa six times in the past year and has supporters making calls to key activists in the state. He’s also made three trips to New Hampshire, one to South Carolina, four to Texas and two to Florida.
In an interview, the one-time Senate candidate and former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza told The Ballot Box that he’s serious about running and thinks he can shake up the race for the 2012 GOP nomination.
“I would represent that unconventional, non-establishment candidate that a lot of people are looking for,” said Cain, a conservative black Republican who described the current field of GOP hopefuls as “the usual suspects.”
“I respect them,” he said of the Republican names in the mix. “God bless them. But the more people running, the better.”
Cain will form an exploratory committee early in 2011, but doesn’t expect to make an official decision on a run until “several months into the new year.” . . .

Read the whole thing.