Awesome! Ace of Spades Gets in Touch With His Inner Social Conservative

Admittedly, a social conservative famous for slinging f-bombs and sodomy jokes, but a social conservative nonetheless:

This was just evil for evil’s sake. She wanted to be even more famous than she is (and she is already quite a bit more famous than her present, but very limited, talents would recommend), and she decided to grab at that on the backs of tweener girls, already immersed in a culture that tells them virgins are weird and having sex is what the cool, popular kids do, with almost no pushback against this message at all. . . .

Read the whole thing. Ace is talking about Katy Perry’s latest sexed-up hit song and even manages to throw in some cleverly relevant references to Christine the Teenage Witch (Who Doesn’t Like Wankers).

Michele Bachmann Endorses Joe Miller

by Smitty (h/t Libertarian Republican)


This blog hopes that by 2014 Minnesota has found a suitable replacement for Michele Bachman, so that she can do her Nancy Sinatra impression using Al Franken as a mat.
Wouldn’t that be the campaign ad of justice? Michele in boots working out to Nancy, standing on a life size photo of Franken? Maybe just walking toward it would be in better taste. . .

Scapegoating Progressive Bloggers for the Obama Administration’s Failures?

Just when you think Democrats could not possibly become more absurd, they surprise you:

With each passing day, I’m beginning to realize that the crux of the problem for Obama is a handful of prominent progressive bloggers, among them Glenn Greenwald, John Aravosis, Digby, Marcy Wheeler and Jane Hamsher.

That’s from liberal New Media guru Peter Dauo, who evidently doesn’t realize how ridiculous that sentence looks to sane people.

Here we have a president who promised that his election would mark “the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless . . . the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal.”

Not exactly modest in his promises, was he?

What he delivered instead is record levels of deficit spending and unemployment that seems to be permanently stuck near 10 percent.

Yet despite the myriad failures of the Obama administration, Peter Dauo insists, “the crux of the problem . . . is a handful of prominent progressive bloggers.”

On behalf of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy, I would like to offer this message of comfort and solidarity to Glenn Greenwald, John Aravosis, Digby, Marcy Wheeler and Jane Hamsher . . . Continue reading Scapegoating Progressive Bloggers for the Obama Administration’s Failures? →

LIVE AT FIVE 09.28.10

TOP NEWS

Kim Jong-un, next head of North Korea?

Kim Jong-il Appoints Heir Apparent General
Second son of “Dear Leader” now NKPA general; experts regard this as more proof that he’s next in line.

Rahm Emanuel Likely to Leave White House This Week
Rats, sinking ship, etc…also close to decision on run for mayor of Chicago.

Pentagon on Stuxnet Worm Afflicting Iran: “No Comment”
Who, us?

CIA Steps Up Drone Attacks In Pakistan
Taliban women, minorities hardest hit

POLITICS

VP Biden to Democratic Base: Stop Whining
Obama & Biden Plead for help from student-age voters
Local taxes affect Congressional elections

THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Southwest Airlines Shells Out $1.4 Billion For AirTran
Asian Markets Drop After Profit-Taking
Maker of BlackBerry Introduces Tablet
E-Books No Bargain For Authors

SPORTS

Roy Halliday and Jayson Werth celebrate

Phillies Crush Nats 8-0, Clinch NL East

Cleveland Still Steaming Over LeBron James’ Departure

Colts Prez Sez: 18-game Season Is “Done Deal”

FAMOUS FOR BEING FAMOUS

Christina Aguilera at the LACMA event

Christina Aguilera: More curves than ever?

Swift in for Lohan? Not so fast, says Swift

George Lopez and wife to divorce after 17 years

FOREIGNERS

Venezuelan opposition gains power in National Assembly

United opposition can now block Chavez

Irish, Portuguese Rock The EU Boat

Germany to phase out conscription, return to all-volunteer professional army

Iraqi guerrillas continue to be revolting

BLOGS & STUFF

“They told me that if I voted for John McCain…”

Astroturfing USA

Speaking of Astroturf, how about that Coffee Party convention?

Alan Grayson Is Not Scum

Allan Grayson is the disease-causing bacteria which infect the parasitical worms found in putrid diarrhetic feces oozing from the rectums of scavengers that prey upon maggots which grow in the decaying carcasses of poisonous vipers that die after eating insects which consume tainted scum.

(This has been a public service announcement from Floridians Against the Defamation of Scum.)

DANIEL WEBSTER
for U.S. CONGRESS

UPDATE: Michael Moynihan asks, “Is Alan Grayson the most loathsome member of Congress?” Is that even a question?

Investigating how this anti-social creep got to Congress, I discovered that a Republican who had pledged to serve only four terms in office broke that promise and ran again in 2008, barely won the GOP primary, and subsequently lost to Grayson.

Which is to say that, like Charlie Crist, we can blame Grayson on the Republican Party of Florida. Also, this is the 8th District, which includes Disney World, where some people earn a living being Goofy.

My Sincere Apology . . .

. . . to members of the Brain-Damaged American community and the people who love them.

Some of my best friends are brain damaged and, in point of fact, several experts have theorized that brain damage — perhaps caused by unfortunate adolescent habits — may explain why I occasionally act like the sixth-grade smart-aleck I used to be.

The lingering after-effects of teenage brain damage could be the reason why, when someone Tweeted a link to a feature story about Bill Clinton’s Sunday campaign rally for Barney Frank, I was unable to resist the urge to supply an appropriate headline. Continue reading My Sincere Apology . . . →

Steny Hoyer Drives VodkaPundit To Do What A VodkaPundit Does

by Smitty

Hair of the Dog, always a fine clip, went a bit farther than usual this time. Stephen Green cursed Axelrod’s moustache, mocked Boehner’s sudden loss of vertebrae on earmarks, and had to correct his blood/alcohol ratio for Steny. Click image to enjoy:

Update: Save Stephen’s liver!

CHARLES LOLLAR for U.S. CONGRESS

UPDATE (RSM): Holy freaking crap, Smitty! I guess I was so busy Sunday that I missed this, but I certainly understand why Vodkapundit needed a shot after this Hoyer performance:

WALLACE: Simple question: Will the House hold a vote this week before you adjourn for a month of campaigning, a vote this week on whether or not to extend the Bush tax cuts?

HOYER: I doubt that we will, and let me tell you why. The Senate has refused to move forward on that issue. As you know, we have some 400 bills pending in the Senate, 75 percent of which have gotten 50 Republican votes or more, but they can’t move through the Senate, so it would be an specious act. But Democrats have absolutely pledged and we’ll make sure that before the end of this year the Republican increase in middle-income taxes will not go into effect, the Republican bill that phased out this year…

WALLACE: Wait a minute. You’re calling the Republican — you’re calling the Bush tax cuts an increase in taxes on the middle class?

HOYER: The budget ended in 2010. That’s why we have this confronting us. Why did they do that? Because they played budget games for scoring purposes. And yes, it’s the Republican plan to eliminate those tax…

(CROSSTALK)

WALLACE: But you’ve got a big majority.

HOYER: I understand.

WALLACE: Why not pass the extension of the middle-class tax cuts before you go home to campaign for a month?

HOYER: I just told you. The Senate has decided they wouldn’t do it because of the…

WALLACE: Well, that’s the Senate. You’re the House.

HOYER: The obstruction is in the Senate. Well, it would be a specious act for us.

But what we have — what is not a specious act, Chris, is we have absolutely guaranteed that there will be no increase in middle-income taxes. The president’s that. The speaker and I have said that. Harry Reid and Dick Durbin have said that. There will be no increase…

WALLACE: All right.

HOYER: … in middle-income taxes.

WALLACE: But here’s the — here’s the point, Congressman. The Democrats have held a big majority in both the House and the Senate for almost two years now, since January of 2009. You’ve had it for almost two years. Isn’t it a serious failure by Democrats in both the House and the Senate that you haven’t told the American people what’s going to happen to their taxes on income, on dividends, on capital gains, on inheritance, and it’s coming up now just three months away? Is that any way to add certainty and confidence to the economy during tough times?

HOYER: It is not. And that’s largely due to the obstructionism in the United States Senate by the Republicans who have just enough to stop any action.

(CROSSTALK)

WALLACE: … majority for more than a year. Add the fact is that the Democrats in the Senate — I’m not asking you to defend the Senate — they haven’t even written a bill. You haven’t written a bill in the House.

HOYER: Well, now, hold it. We passed a capital gains bill more than a year ago.

WALLACE: I’m talking about extending the Bush tax cuts.

HOYER: I understand what you’re — they are part of the Bush tax cuts. We are extending the capital gains tax — excuse me — the estate tax at what it had been. That would have given certainty.

It’s unfortunate that we weren’t able to get that bill through the Senate. We weren’t able to get it through the Senate because of Republican obstructionism. Why? Because they want to eliminate the capital gains, because they’re focused on the 1 or 2 percent of the richest people in America. That’s what we’ve been confronted with on taxes.

They want to raise — they want to cut taxes on the wealthiest in America. We want to make sure that middle-income America, working Americans, don’t have a tax increase. And the obstructionism in the Senate has not allowed us to move forward. It’s unfortunate…

WALLACE: If your…

HOYER: … Because we need certainty.

WALLACE: if your party loses control of the House, will you promise not to hold a lame duck session after the (inaudible)?

HOYER: Of course I’m not going to promise that, Chris. That would be an irrational promise to make, because we’re not going to complete the appropriations process, again, because of the difficulty of the obstructionism in the United States Senate…

(CROSSTALK)

WALLACE: Well, you’re the House. You could have passed all these things. But — but here’s…

HOYER: We certainly could have.

WALLACE: But here’s the — here’s the question.

HOYER: But we need to come back to make sure we completed that process as, frankly, Republicans did when they were in charge. WALLACE: Do you think it’s right to have members of Congress who have just lost — I’m talking now about a scenario where the House goes to the Republicans — to have members of Congress who have just lost come back and decide taxes and spending against the will of the Americans who have just voted?

HOYER: I don’t think we’re going to make any decisions against the will of the American public. Frankly, Chris, that’s your assumption.

WALLACE: No, I’m…

HOYER: I think — I think…

(CROSSTALK)

WALLACE: … I’m presenting a scenario.

HOYER: I think it is absolutely correct — and under both parties’ leadership we have done that — that members of Congress are elected for 24 months, not for 21 months, not for 22 months, for 24 months. And they will continue their responsibilities…

WALLACE: So even…

HOYER: … to the end of their term.

WALLACE: So even if, let’s say — I’m just — suppose — even if Republicans gain control of the House, and one of the clear messages is we don’t want to raise taxes on anyone, it’s OK for the Democrats to come back in a lame duck session and vote to let the tax cuts for the wealthy lapse?

HOYER: I certainly think it’s OK. They’ll make a policy judgment. As a matter of fact, Chris, there’s no — there’s no confusion where the Democrats stand on this issue. The president’s made it very clear. I’ve made it very clear. The leadership’s made it very clear. We are for making sure that the middle-class Americans do not get a tax increase. And we’re going to make sure that happens. We’ve also made it clear that cutting taxes on the wealthiest in America will simply exacerbate the deficit without any assistance to the economy.

Where to begin analyzing the absurdly uneconomic class-warfare ideology expressed by Hoyer? Who are these “wealthiest in America,” and what have they done to deserve such demonization? Continue reading Steny Hoyer Drives VodkaPundit To Do What A VodkaPundit Does →