Aretha Franklin Understands

Matthew Archbold makes his wife feel like a natural woman, which shocks a woman who’s all into “natural” living:

“What?!” gasped the woman. “Really? You really have five kids?” . . .
It is rather an oddity that with all this focus on natural foods that many women still don’t consider birth control in the same manner.

Heh. Mrs. Other McCain and I have six kids. Sing it, Aretha.

UPDATE: New commenter Sherry Antonetti has nine kids, a blog and a sense of humor. Also, a very grateful husband, I’m sure.

UPDATE II: Holy smokes! Talk about a small world. Remember Amanda Read? She’s a student at my politically incorrect alma mater. And Amanda’s mom is a blogger who also has nine kids!

Breeders, taking over the blogosphere.

We’re Andrew Sullivan’s worst nightmare.

The Battle of P.S. 234

Julia Vitullo-Martin in the New York Post:

Tribeca is embroiled in a bitter neighborhood-school war that some residents say is jeopardizing its sense of community, as well as its future. It’s a story repeated from time to time all across New York. The key question will be decided tonight: Which families will be forced out of the beloved PS 234?
The school is widely deemed the city’s best public elementary school, in part thanks to fervent community support. But over the last decade, the neighborhood has transformed itself from a commercial to a mixed-use area, with thousands of new residents, including young families — and PS 234 is bursting at the seams . . .
Across the street from PS 234 is the 35-story 101 Warren (sometimes called the Whole Foods complex), which opened in 2006. Designed by Skidmore, Owings & Merrill, its 228 condo units have sold for between $1.175 million and $12 million. In the same complex as PS 234 is the 30-story, 258-condo 200 Chambers St. Both developments were marketed as “zoned for 234” — a status now much in dispute. . . .

OK, I don’t normally cover New York City school-board issues and some readers might be scratching their heads, but there’s an explanation.

People sometimes ask me why I smoke Parliament Lights — kind of an effete brand for a populist Old School guy — and the answer is Continue reading The Battle of P.S. 234 →

Maureen Dowd Is So Original!

Scott Brown: Taking Sexy Back
— The Other McCain, Jan. 13

Bringing Sexy Back
— Maureen Dowd, Jan. 26

OK, so we’re both cribbing from the same pool of pop-culture phrases. She does get in one good line:

The only question left is: Why isn’t Scott Brown delivering the State of the Union?

Maureen Dowd covers politics the way Us Weekly covers Hollywood: It’s all about celebrities, who’s up, who’s down, who’s in, who’s out. She’s not going to travel around central Massachusetts interviewing the lady at Mighty Subs or the parishioners at St. Anthony’s. She’s only interested in the superstars.

Thank God for Scott Brown, eh? This gives MoDo an excuse to do something other than sling snark at Sarah Palin.

UPDATE: Jennifer Rubin takes MoDo a bit more seriously, perhaps more seriously than she deserves to be taken. As a journalist, what kills me is that Dowd gets paid to write op-ed columns for the New York Times — which last month laid off 26 actual journalists — and turns in such utter crap.

Some of the reporters who got laid off could probably write better stuff. But they’re not Maureen Dowd, celebrity journalist. They never dated Michael Douglas. Or their editors.

MoDo is a luxury item, a gaudy and overpriced ornament, in an age when the news business is heading rapidly toward a low-budget WalMart operating model. I’d say Sulzberger should fire Dowd, but I’m hoping the ax falls on David Brooks first.

Pundette Schools Christopher Buckley

Why were so many intellectuals such chumps for Change?

Former fan Christopher Buckley isn’t feeling the thrill anymore, either. The first-class temperament and impressive writing talents never panned out . . .
Mr. Buckley probably cringes at the sound of their names, but Sarah Palin and Joe the Plumber read Obama like a book. They were exactly right and Buckley was as wrong as he could be. Writing some mediocre satire will not make things right. It’s just . . . annoying.

Maybe David Brooks can explain how he and Chris were fooled by Obama’s superbly pressed pants creases.

VIDEO: Judge Napolitano on ‘TurboTax’ Geithner and the AIG Scandal

Wow. I knew the Judge leaned libertarian — NTTAWWT — but I didn’t realize how hard-core he was until I saw that video. Lew Rockwell? Dude. A very interesting way to debunk that “neoconservative” smear against Fox News, eh?

Giethner and TARP inspector general Neil Barofsky will testify on Capitol Hill today. Bush’s Treasury Secretary Hank Paulson will cover for Geithner, who in turn will deny everything:

In prepared testimony released by a member of the U.S. House of Representatives Oversight and Government Reform Committee, Geithner also said that government was still exposed to the risk of substantial losses on AIG investments and was unlikely to fully recover all of its investments in the insurer.
“I had no role in making decisions regarding what to disclose about the specific financial terms of Maiden Lane II and Maiden Lane III and payments to AIG counterparties,” Geithner said in testimony sent to the panel for a hearing on Wednesday.

Yeah. The Obama administration’s all about accountability and transparency. They’re also about plausible deniability and blaming everything on Bush.

1/27/10: MONEY-BOMB!

Adam Andrzejewski, Republican for Illinois governor, is having an online money-bomb fundraiser now through midnight, aiming to raise $24,000 in 24 hours. Andrzejewski is endorsed by Cold War hero Lech Walesa.

CLICK HERE TO CONTRIBUTE

UPDATE: The campaign just announced that actor and pro-life activist Eduardo Verástegui — producer of the award-winning film Bella — has endorsed Andrzejewski:

“I am endorsing Adam Andrzejewski for Illinois Governor because of his commitment to end abortion and support traditional family values. Adam clearly understands that as the chief executive of a state, a governor can play a key role in ending the national nightmare of abortion, one that in recent years has disproportionately targeted the Hispanic community.”

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