Conor and Andy Want Some Pudding

“It is particularly amusing to see folks call the outcome stunning in one breath and aver in the next that they can explain why it happened mere hours after the fact, without any new data save the result. This is especially grating when it’s so obvious that the election turned on all the issues that were most important to me, that the outcome so clearly vindicates my world view, and that the wisest course in light of the results is for both parties to do exactly what I’ve been advocating for all along.”
— Conor Friedersdorf, linked by Andrew Sullivan, and extensively quoted by Dan Riehl in case you don’t want to click those other links and give traffic to the Conor & Andy Show

Having risked financial annihilation to spend six days reporting on this election while crashing on Da Tech Guy‘s sofa, I find this eruption of Friedersdorfism particularly annoying. Da Tech Guy has been relentless in interviewing voters in Massachusetts — in the past week, he’s probably talked to more voters here than Rassmussen — so don’t tell me we don’t have “any new data.” Don’t tell me we can’t interpret the election because we don’t have “solid exit polls.”

Conor claiming strategic credit for Scott Brown’s victory is an insult to the actual conservatives who made this happen.

“Amusing,” indeed.

All Politics News Breakfast Is Local

FITCHBURG, Mass. — Two eggs over medium, corned beef hash, wheat toast, orange juice and coffee yesterday morning at the Fifth Street diner:

The Fitchburg Sentinel & Enterprise has this:

Vincent FratAntonio, 49, of Leominster, went to vote Tuesday despite recently having major surgery, and cast his vote for “(Scott) Brown, of course.” . . .
FratAntonio, who owns George’s Barbershop in Worcester, said the vast majority of his clients also planned to vote for Brown, because they are struggling with high taxes and unemployment numbers that don’t seem to budge.
“I run a cash business, and when people don’t have the money in their pocket to come in for a haircut, that’s when I know they’re hurting,” he said. “The Democrats, the people in control, they’re out of touch.” (Emphasis added.)

Here’s the lead story in the Worcester Telegram & Gazette:

BOSTON — In a stunning reversal of decades of Democratic control, state Sen. Scott Brown defeated Attorney General Martha M. Coakley in yesterday’s special election.
The Wrentham Republican’s victory, practically unthinkable a few months ago, will have immediate national ramifications as Democrats in Washington scurry to push through President Barack Obama’s health care bill — a measure Mr. Brown has vowed to vote against.
“The voters of this commonwealth defied the experts. Tonight the independent majority has delivered a great victory,” Mr. Brown said last night to a packed, frenzied crowd at the Park Plaza Hotel. . . .

These local reporters do the kind of straightforward, Joe Friday “just-the-facts-ma’am” reporting I was taught to do back in the day. The prospect of losing that Old School attitude is one reason I am reluctant to join the online cheerleaders for the decline of dead tree journalism.

On the campaign trail up here, I spent some time talking to John Monahan of the Telegram & Gazette, a reporter who shared a byline on the lead story and also did a very interesting analysis of the results. Is Monahan a liberal who voted for Coakley? I’d bet $20 on it. But is he also committed to good, factual, accurate reporting? Absolutely.

If Monahan is biased, the intelligent reader can discern and critically engage that bias, but the solidity of his reporting has a value that transcends such considerations. Monahan couldn’t possibly have more liberal bias than I have conservative bias, and certainly I believe my American Spectator reporting on the Massachusetts Senate race had value:

Not to mention the reporting I did at the Hot Air Greenroom:

I’m a big fan of the Army of Davids concept of New Media enabling Ordinary Americans to speak truth to Old Media power. I’m also in favor of the kind of citizen-journalism that allows 73 Wire, Pamela Geller, Da Tech Guy and Dan Collins to compete on the same playing field as Norah “Pudding” McDonnell. And I love the way New Media allows Jake Speaks to expand our knowledge:

For the first time since 1953, a Kennedy will not be the elected holder of this seat (Benjamin A. Smith II and Paul Kirk have both held this seat during this time, but they were appointed to it). Furthermore, for the first time since 1947, Massachusetts will not have a Kennedy as an elected member of its Congressional delegation (the two gaps where the state was Kennedy-less between 1947 and now, but those instances were those of the aforementioned appointed Senators).
For the first time since 1966, when Edward Brooke (coincidentally the first black senator of the modern era) was elected to what is now John Kerry’s seat, the Republican party has won an open Senate seat in Massachusetts.
For the first time since 1972, when Edward Brooke was reelected, the Republican party has won a Senate election in the state of Massachusetts.

This is great. What’s not so great is the kind of blanket anti-media hostility that celebrates the death of dead tree journalism as an end unto itself. Old School journalism thrives best in the dead-tree environment. Media bias is a story as old as Walter Duranty’s Pulitzer-winning Stalinist propaganda. But the answer to bias is not a Samson-in-the-temple frenzy to destroy the entire commercial enterprise that employs the majority of America’s professional reporters.

It annoys the hell out of me when people act as if that the expression of opinion is more important than the reporting of facts, and that TV talking-heads are more important than reporters whose medium is the written word. Conservatives who disdain reporting and disrespect reporters — and, oh, could I tell you some stories about that — are guilty of a recto-cranial inversion, suffering a self-defeating delusion about the nature of media.

KILL THE BIAS.

SAVE THE MEDIA.

BTW, I’ve had seven hours sleep since Monday morning and just sent an e-mail to Smitty explaining that I am on the verge of a cerebral thrombosis. I am about to catch an 8-hour train ride home.

Thanks to everyone who has contributed to the Shoe Leather Fund, and thanks to all the bloggers who have linked our coverage of the Massachusetts Senate campaign. Smitty is preparing an aggregation of the coverage, so make sure to e-mail Smitty your links.

Why Isn’t Everybody Blogging About the Ayla Brown Bikini Photo Scandal?

Yes, that’s right: The “American Idol” daughter of newly-elected Sen. Scott Brown — who posed nude as Cosmo’s 1982 “Sexiest Man” — was once photographed in a bikini with her father and (gasp!) her teenaged sister!

What a terrible scandal! How dare those Republicans wear bikinis! What would happen if the formerly bikini-clad Ayla Brown showed up at CPAC with Glenn Beck? It would be enough to break Moe Lane’s aged heart.

It’s time for conservative bloggers to unite in support of this scandlous shamelessness! Just as we ruthlessly exposed the horrors of Hanna Giles in a bikini, so we must join together in the crusade for more Ayla Brown bikini photos.

CPAC 2010: Glenn Beck Will Be Closing Keynote Speaker Feb. 20 in D.C.

Yes, that’s right: Andrew Breitbart, Herman Cain, Ann Coulter, Doug Hoffman, Marco Rubio and . . . GLENN FREAKING BECK!

If you’ve never been to CPAC, you don’t know what you’re missing. This is the biggest party of the year — an annual event that I never miss, and this one is going to be legendary.

Dude: Hannah Giles? They’d have to take out a restraining order to keep me away from this one.

Ask anybody who’s ever partied with our crew at CPAC (including Hannah’s dad): It’s like Mardi Gras for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. You haven’t registered yet? What’s wrong with you? Are you some kind of RINO, or what?

REGISTER NOW!

Guess Who’s a Neo-Confederate
Faux News Tea-Bagger Extremist?

“I look at the numbers and I am worried. I am worried about this government committing itself to so many entitlement programs and committing itself to such a level of taxation to support those entitlement programs . . .”
— Chris Matthews

“This just in: Chris Matthews is a racist and should be investigated by the Secret Service.”
— Ace of Spades

Weird things are happening everywhere now. Michelle Malkin notes Robert Gibbs’ counterfactual spin on Scott Brown’s election: “Gibbs asserted with a straight face that the same kind of ‘anger‘ that brought Obama into office also buoyed Brown’s candidacy.”

What We Can Expect Next: Charles Johnson starts a vicious flame-war with Andrew Sullivan over which of them deserves the most credit for Scott Brown’s election.

Ace of Spades Came to Boston Unprepared for Last Night’s Celebration

Fortunately, one of his readers remembered to bring the Jello Sugar-Free Vanilla Pudding. This photo shows Ace on Blogger’s Row holding the Official AOSHQ Pudding that Norah O’Donnell was invited to lick from the Official AOSHQ Scrotum:

Accept the pudding, Norah O’Donnell.
You will accept the pudding. You must accept the pudding.

Last night, Dan Collins was seated on Blogger’s Row with an excellent view of Norah O’Donnell’s butt. Compared to Ace and Dan, Sen.-Elect Scott Brown was quite gracious when I captured his post-victory remarks to the Pudding-Licker Media:

Professor Glenn Reynolds is also being gracious in his post-victory remarks, while Dan Riehl captures a memorable response to the NRSC’s latest fund-raising appeal (Hat-tip: Dave C. at Not One Red Cent.)

Hannah Giles Showed Up at Last Night’s Celebration in Boston . . .

. . . and the grandness of the occasion required that I introduce my close personal friend to everyone on Blogger’s Row. There are photos and videos somewhere, but the main message Hannah wanted to share was that she is going to be at CPAC next month and she wants all under-30 conservatives to attend her special CPAC event called XPAC.

The celebration of Scott Brown’s victory was a historic occasion, as I explain in my column today at the American Spectator:

BOSTON, Mass. — If every Republican in Massachusetts wasn’t inside the ballroom of the Park Plaza Hotel on Tuesday night, it was only because the city’s fire marshal is a Democrat.
Ayla Brown, the “American Idol” daughter of Sen.-elect Scott Brown, was rocking the capacity crowd to the tune of “Some Kind of Wonderful” when it was announced that Democrat Martha Coakley had conceded. The crowd began to chant: “John Kerry’s next! John Kerry’s next!”
Like the 2004 Boston Red Sox who broke an eight-decade curse by winning the World Series, Brown’s victorious surge has inspired Republicans in Massachusetts and nationwide to believe that anything is possible. . . .

Please read the whole thing. My brain is fuzzy. Five hours’ sleep. Need coffee.