Just Bought My Ticket to Boston

An eight-hour train ride on two hours sleep? Yeah, I can do that, for a “far-right teabagger”:

Martha Coakley is running to fill the rest of Ted Kennedy’s term, and her opponent is a far-right tea-bagger Republican. . . .
The special election is coming up on Tuesday, and it’s going to be close. Read Vicki’s message below, then make a contribution of $25 or more to Martha Coakley’s campaign today.
Thank you,
Chuck Schumer

(Hat-tip: Hot Air.) See? All Chuck asks is for Democrats to give him $25 or more to stop that “far-right teabagger” — and all I ask is for you to give me $25 or more so I can cover that “far-right teabagger” while he stomps Martha Coakley into whiny little liberal smithereens. We’re all teabaggers now! Some quick reads while I’m riding the rails:

Today’s contributors to the Shoe Leather Fund include Dudley in Richmond, Fredric in New Jersey, William in Falls Church and Nathan in Missouri. Here’s hoping you’ll chip in — every $5 or $10 helps pay the medical expenses if I get beat up by Coakley’s staff.

For the next six days, I’ll be crashing on the Massachusetts sofa of Da Tech Guy in between our road excursions to cover Scott Brown’s final push to victory Jan. 19.

Some guys are too sexy to lose. I can relate.

Kos Spins Mass. Senate Campaign: ‘Teabaggers’ Doom Scott Brown?

Jumping in Pools gives this spin a thorough fisking, but here’s just a taste of Kos in whistle-past-the-graveyard mode:

Brown has been caught in a vice. His support from teabaggers was critical to becoming competitive . . .
On the other hand, that conservative support has come at a cost. . . . The teabaggers demand ideological purity, and he’s had to deliver. . . .

That interpretation is nonsense, of course. I hashed this out yesterday: It’s Massachusetts, and Brown’s conservative supporters understand that. Nobody expects Scott Brown to vote like Jim DeMint or Tom Coburn.

Acceptance of the Kos spin requires a false perception of “teabaggers” and other conservatives as rigid, irrational, ill-informed fanatics. It also requires a severe misunderestimation of how broad-based the anti-Obama backlash really is, as Ed Morrissey says: “Democrats in Massachusetts appear demoralized, independents are fleeing, and it’s the GOP that has the energy at the moment.”

At least none of those dangerous “teabaggers” have started shoving around reporters, eh, Kos?

Massachusetts’ Chief Law Enforcement Official Ignores Political Assault; UPDATE: DSCC’s Meehan Apologizes

UPDATE 4:45 p.m. ET: Michael “I Work For Me” Meehan admits he was “was a little too aggressive” with John McCormack — a convenient admission, considering that the incident was caught on video and photographs.

PREVIOUSLY: What else can you say about this photo?

A campaign aide to Martha Coakley has just shoved reporter John McCormack to the ground. Coakley sees it and . . . keeps walking.

(Via Legal Insurrection, the Weekly Standard and Hot Air.)

UPDATE: OK, wanted to get that posted as quickly as possible and now will fill in the background with updates. This incident had been mentioned in an earlier post, but as William Jacobson says, this photo could decide the election. Like the beating of Kenneth Gladney by SEIU thugs, it illustrates the blatant lawlessness of the Democratic Party in the Obama age.

UPDATE II: McCormack believes the goon who shoved him is Michael Meehan, an experienced political operative and Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee staffer reportedly sent Monday “to assist the Coakley camp with messaging.”

Heh. Yeah, we got that message.

UPDATE III: McCormack’s account of the incident makes clear that the campaign staffer was trying to prevent him from asking more questions about Coakley’s dinner last night with health-industry lobbyists. Because Democrats are all about transparency.

UPDATE IV: Irony with compound interest — Jim Hoft reports that President Obama recently appointed Meehan to the Broadcasting Board of Governors. Clearly, Meehan is all about protecting the freedom of the press.

UPDATE V: DSCCC spokesman Joseph Goebbels Baghdad Bob Eric Schultz issues a statement: “It is no surprise that Washington Republicans are trying to use every dirty trick they have to throw the Coakley campaign off their stride . . .”

Reporter asking questions = GOP “dirty tricks.”

UPDATE VI: Chris Good of the Atlantic Monthly:

When McCormack asks the staffer whom he works for, the staffer replies, “I work for me” . . . which would be a sweet line if delivered by Clint Eastwood or a member of organized crime.

Hmmmm. Is he trying to say the Democratic Party is disorganized?

Also blogging about the Coakley campaign’s committment to transparency, accountability and freedom of the press: Dana Loesch at BigGovernment.com, Stogie at Saberpoint, Moe Lane at Red State, and Dan Collins at Piece of Work in Progress, plus more at Memeorandum.

Iraq Veterans for Congress:
‘Pulling Down Tyrants’

Thanks to Richard McEnroe of Three Beers Later for calling my attention to Iraq Veterans for Congress:

Thanks to the support of more than four thousand Americans from across the country we are proud to report that we have raised more than $100,000 to support our mission:
Recruit, Fund and Elect to Congress conservative Republican Iraq Veterans.
The more we can raise — the more conservative Iraq Vets we can get elected.

One of those candidates is Florida 22nd District candidate — and my fellow Atlanta native — Allen West:

IRAQ VETERANS FOR CONGRESS

Scott Brown: Taking Sexy Back

Wow, how did I miss this story?

Long before he was a politician, the Republican candidate vying for Ted Kennedy’s U.S. Senate seat posed nude for the centerfold of Cosmo. Scott Brown won our “America’s Sexiest Man” contest and appeared in the June 1982 issue. In those days he was a 22-year-old law student at Boston College who was cramming for finals just days before stripping down for our photographer.

(Hat-tip: I Own the World.) This September item at Cosmo‘s Web site was almost certainly an opposition-research hit from the Coakley campaign. The Democratic idiots probably figured that the revelation that Brown had posed nude when he was 22 would hurt him with the “value voters.” But for every stuffy prude who was offended by the Cosmo pictures, the Republican candidate picked up at least three votes from chicks with a non-partisan admiration for his bod.

Hey, I can relate. The Great Speedo Scandal of 2009 failed to derail my quest for blogospheric success. Don’t hate me for my freedom.

UPDATE: You know who really digs a sexy right-wing dude? Little Miss Attila. Just sayin’ . . .

UPDATE II: The aforesaid Attila now informs me that Ace of Spades already had this yesterday.

Darn that Ace! How does he always get the sexy nude beefcake photos before I do? It’s almost like he spends all his spare time looking for that stuff. But that makes no sense, because if that was the decisive factor, Charles Johnson would have had this photo before either Ace or even Hillbuzz.

Is Martha Coakley Even Sleazier Than
Tila Tequila? BUMPED: Reporter Hassled

Tila is arguably the nadir of celebrity sleaze, but at least she’s not running for the Senate:

Democrat Martha Coakley is the voice of the “little people” the way Ted Kennedy was the voice of sobriety.

That’s from Michelle Malkin’s column and you should read the whole thing, which makes clear just what kind of sold-out hack Martha Coakley really is.

Among other things, if Coakley is elected to the Senate she’ll owe major payback to the purple people-beaters of the SEIU, who are “pulling out all the stops” for the Democrat. Counting $214,000 last fall and $685,000 in their latest buy, plus all the manpower of SEIU “volunteers,” the union thugs have about a million bucks invested in Coakley’s election. And that SEIU money is vital to the Coakley campaign, Chris Cillizza of the Washington Post reports:

Ad spending by the candidates, party committees and outside organizations in the final week of the Massachusetts Senate special election will go over $6 million . . .  Scott Brown (R) dropping just short of $2 million in the final week while state Attorney General Martha Coakley (D) is spending $1.5 million. While Brown is outspending Coakley, Democratic-affiliated outside groups are making up the difference, with the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee in for $831,000 and the Service Employees International Union spending $685,000 on ads.  . . .

You might think that someone with such transparent ties to a brutally corrupt organization like SEIU would hesitate to make guilt-by-association smears. Think again:

Brown’s embrace of radical tea party groups for funding coincides nicely with his willingness to accept the millions in television ads from shadowy out-of-state organizations with links to Karl Rove 

That’s from a Democratic National Committee press release. Having failed with their Palin Derangement Syndrome gambit, now the Democrats are playing the Karl Rove card. Desperate much?

Speaking of desperation, I’m still rattling the tip jar for my Massachusetts trip. I’m hoping to leave Thursday and every $10 or $20 will help. Thanks to Eric in Arvada, Theodore in Stone Creek and Steve in Colorado Springs for their contributions to the Shoe Leather Fund yesterday.

UPDATE: William Jacobson of Legal Insurrection:

Coakley slept through December, has an arrogant attitude of entitlement which must put off voters, is mired in the past with her Bush-Cheney Derangement Syndrome, and doesn’t seem to understand that the voters are pissed off at the political establishment of which she is a part. The optics of Coakley going to D.C. [Tuesday] for a lobbyist fundraiser are horrible.

(Hat-tip: Instapundit.) Professor Jacobson notes how Coakley confesses her desperation when she thinks only Democrats are listening:

On a private conference call with DNC chair Tim Kaine and top Dem donors this afternoon, Dem Senate candidate Martha Coakley acknowledged that GOPer Scott Brown’s surge was “frightening,” said top Dem donors had been complacent, and promised a last burst of TV ads to close out the race.
“It’s a little frightening how much traction he’s been able to get so quickly,” Coakley said on the call . . .

And now — shades of NY23! — the Weekly Standard‘s John McCormack gets roughed up by Coakley thugs.

Hit the tip jar, people, so I can get roughed up, too.

UPDATE II: Video via Hot Air:

Coakley staffers said afterwards that they didn’t know who the guy was who was hassling McCormack in the video. Really? He was just a passerby who decided to push him into a sidewalk railing and demand his credentials?

Hassling a reporter and demanding credentials? These Coakley thugs are worse than the BCS fascists!

Celebrity Update: Lesbian vs. Gay
Sleazeball Twitter Catfight Edition

Just so you don’t think that the prospect of covering the Scott Brown Senate campaign in Massachusetts has got us all serious or anything, here’s an item (via Linkiest) that’s worth a laugh:

Lesbian celebrity Tila Tequila was “engaged” to Casey Johnson, the daughter of New York Jets owner Woody Johnson. Casey died last week, and celebrity gossip blogger Perez Hilton suggested the death was drug related.

Things really escalated, however, when Tila Tequila began Twittering non-stop about Casey’s death and Perez started Twittering back, accusing Tila of cashing in:

I’m amazed you’re not broadcasting live, showing us you’re “grieving”! That’s totally something trash like you would do!

And:

You should try and get custody of her daughter. That’d be GREAT publicity, all you crave in life!

In related celebrity lesbian news, a forthcoming movie, Chloe, “features 24-year-old Amanda Seyfried in a hot relationship with 49-year old Julianne Moore.” Because lesbian is the new black, I guess.

Also, my futile quest to get re-Tweeted by Alyssa Milano continues to be . . . well, futile. Maybe I can get Perez Hilton to help.

UPDATE: A commenter points out that Tila Tequila is, technically, bisexual — apparently, she’s only gay when there’s a profit motive. Also, she’s very eager for her Twitter followers to know about her latest interviews:

I interviewed with Radaronline.com & they did a 4 piece segment on me. 1st one goes up 2night. Then Tomorrow interview at EXTRA airs w/Mario
—6:12 a.m. ET

I only did these interviews to answer everyone’s questions. So many questions but no anwers . . .so I am here to give everyone the answers.
— 6:13 a.m. ET

Then once after ALL of these interviews airs, everyone knows the TRUTH, I can have my closure & start next chapter of my life. Im ready now.
— 6:14 a.m. ET

And you thought I was shameless!

UPDATE II: Just in case anyone actually gives a damn about Tila Tequila — and I can’t imagine why you would — Radar Online has now published its interview with the no-talent “star”:

In a tearful and emotional interview, reality TV star Tila Tequila opens up to RadarOnline.com exclusively about the heart breaking moment she discovered her beloved fiance, Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson, had died.
Visibly upset, with mascara running down her face, Tila tells RadarOnline.com the only reason she wasn’t with Casey at the time of her death was because Johnson had urged Tila to make up with her family and go home for the holidays.
It’s obvious that Tila holds herself, along with Casey’s family, to blame for the tragic death of the woman who Tila touchingly calls her “wifey”.

Wow. She was that close to a legal common-property relationship with a multi-millionaire heiress. No wonder she’s emotionally distraught.

Tila Tequila: The Only Celebrity Morally Inferior to Perez Hilton.