Your Tax Dollars at Work Wank

SEC staffers watched porn
as economy crashed

Senior staffers at the Securities and Exchange Commission spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued computers while they were being paid to police the financial system, an agency watchdog says.
The SEC’s inspector general conducted 33 probes of employees looking at explicit images in the past five years, according to a memo obtained by The Associated Press. . . .
A senior attorney at the SEC’s Washington headquarters spent up to eight hours a day looking at and downloading pornography. When he ran out of hard drive space, he burned the files to CDs or DVDs, which he kept in boxes around his office. . . .
Seventeen of the employees were “at a senior level,” earning salaries of up to $222,418.

And so, to prevent further financial-sector shenanigans, Democrats want to create new regulations and hire more federal bureaucrats to surf porn at taxpayer expense.

Makes you wonder who has more influence on Capitol Hill these days: Goldman Sachs or porn-industry lobbyists?

(Hat-tip: Memeorandum.)

Go and Do Thou Likewise

“Robert Stacy McCain is on my RSS reader so I never miss any of the craziness . . .”

That’s liberal “Dougj” at Balloon Juice, reacting to my American Spectator blog post about Mark Levin’s evisceration of Jim Manzi. Getting linked by liberals, of course, brings the troll commenters, including “D Aristophanes” of the Sadly No blog, who writes:

Manzi has replied to Levin. The reply doesn’t ‘portray Levin’s defense as an act of aggression’ or ‘claim that [Manzi] is being “purged” by intolerant right-wingers.’
Perhaps an update is warranted, Robert. Might be a good place to work in a Nathan Bedford Forrest quote while you’re at it . . .

Well, first things first. Manzi has responded at length and, at least for now, avoids further personalizing the debate:

Why . . . am I not just going along with the “don’t worry about AGW” line? Because of uncertainty. The problem of the lack of confidence . . . is crucial. It is the basis of the sophisticated argument for emissions mitigation. . . .
[T]he legitimate risk from climate change is that our current best forecast is wrong; more specifically that climate change will be worse than current forecasts.

By which, I take it, he means we should err on the side of caution: If man-made global-warming could possibly be catastrophic, we must curtail carbon emissions.

Superficially, this makes sense, except that (a) the AGW theorists insist that the necessary amount of “emissions mitigation” is very large, requiring drastic interventions that can only be imposed by government coercion; and (b) such a draconian regulatory regime might be a complete waste of time, as the climate-catastrophe scenario may well be a statistical mirage.

In other words, to “err on the side of caution” in regard to AGW could mean crippling our economy in response to a threat that may prove to be non-existent.

What’s mystifying here is why Manzi would pick a fight with Levin over AGW in the wake of devastating revelations about data problems in the climate-research community. It’s almost as if Manzi resents a generalist like Levin writing about a subject on which he, Manzi, considers himself a specialist. No one could reasonably expect that Levin, writing for a mass readership, would devote himself to a detailed scientific discussion that would cause readers to skip the whole chapter. If Manzi doesn’t like Levin’s treatment of the subject, OK, but isn’t there an apples-and-oranges problem in expecting popular polemic to be conducted in the manner of academic discourse?

The whole “epistemic closure” donnybrook, of which the Manzi-Levin duel is but a fraction, has provided endless amusement for the Left side of the blogosphere. As I said tonight in a phone conversation with another conservative blogger, this kind of intellectual infighting is an unfortunate (but fascinating) distraction from the real business of politics. However, I’m happy to discover that some lefties are smart enough to subscribe to the “craziness” in RSS, as everyone should.

As for the request from “D Aristophanes” that I “work in a Nathan Bedford Forrest quote,” I am most happy to oblige. Shortly after the Battle of Chickamauga, in which Forrest and his hard-fighting cavalry had distinguished themselves, Gen. Braxton Bragg ordered Forrest to turn over his command to Joe Wheeler. Forrest stormed into headquarters and, refusing even to shake Bragg’s hand, recited the history of his grievances against Bragg, a recitation that ended with this memorable denunciation:

“I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damned scoundrel, and are a coward, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it. You may as well not issue any more orders to me, for I will not obey them, and I will hold you personally responsible for any further indignities you endeavor to inflict upon me. You have threatened to arrest me for not obeying your orders promptly. I dare you to do it, and I say to you that if you ever again try to interfere with me or cross my path it will be at the peril of your life.”

Any more requests? My membership card, perhaps?

As I explained last year about my speech in Rome, Ga.:

What I actually said was that when you go to defend the South, you had better be prepared to defend it “down to the last boll weevil on the last cotton patch beside the last tar-paper shack on the last dirt road in Mississippi.” . . .
I have frequently described the widespread prejudice against the South as boreal supremacy, the belief that everything about the North is superior to everything about the South. Such prejudice against the South is so common that some people don’t even notice it, but I do, and I resent the hell out of it.
Confronted with the assumption of Northern superiority, some Southerners will react by attempting to ape Northern ways and adopt characteristically Northern attitudes, and start “putting on airs,” as Alabama folks would say. . . .
When I think of my own ancestors — hard-working people who toiled from dawn to sundown on the red clay hills of Alabama — I am quite naturally filled with pride. The suggestion that I should be ashamed of my ancestors is an insult I deeply resent.

A refusal to kowtow to boreal supremacy can get a Southern man in a lot of trouble. But if I was afraid of getting in trouble, would people be subscribing to the RSS to make sure they “never miss any of the craziness”?

Speaking of which, don’t miss Republicans for Arlen Specter.

Dick Cheney Tidbits

by Smitty

The Cheney endorsement of Marco Rubio is heartening. Maybe the former VP can take a few more of the progressive GOP old guard hunting, or something.

Via Alan Colmes, we also have word of an appearance on Dennis Miller’s radio show, where Cheney recalled a famous encounter with Senator Leahy:

A chance meeting with Sen. Patrick J. Leahy (Vt.), the ranking Democrat on the Judiciary Committee, became an argument about Cheney’s ties to Halliburton Co., an international energy services corporation, and President Bush’s judicial nominees. The exchange ended when Cheney offered some crass advice.

“F*** yourself,” said the man who is a heartbeat from the presidency.

Leahy’s spokesman, David Carle, yesterday confirmed the brief but fierce exchange. “The vice president seemed to be taking personally the criticism that Senator Leahy and others have leveled against Halliburton’s sole-source contracts in Iraq,” Carle said.

As it happens, the exchange occurred on the same day the Senate passed legislation described as the “Defense of Decency Act” by 99 to 1.

The degree to which this event informed the Emannuel-Biden Doctrine is unknown, but here is the Miller clip:
Researchers claim that Cheney’s remark could have been a revelation that he is a reader of [NSFW] The Onion.

Craven-ness Central: Those Who Hate You Laugh At You, Without Humor

by Smitty

Via HotAir comes the news that the dhimmitude is worse than it superficially appears:

We delivered our version of the show to Comedy Central and they made a determination to alter the episode. It wasn’t some meta-joke on our part. Comedy Central added the bleeps. In fact, Kyle’s customary final speech was about intimidation and fear. It didn’t mention Muhammad at all but it got bleeped too.

Our budget is small, and production values low, but this blog has commissioned a piece of art that we call “Piss Polar Prophet Muhammad Manbearpig”, which we will show here in its current ultra-low resolution state between curly braces:

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Someone with photoshop chops can improve this image of a jar of bodily waste with a white Al Gore substitute that might represent someone’s favorite religious icon.
This is obviously a riff on the notorious anti-Christian motif of a few years ago.
Not to leave any monotheistic religions untapped, we should revisit a bit of Monty Python from “The Life of Brian”, which is also seen as offensive by some Christians I know:
How, one wonders, can we break the cycle of lameness?
Two of the things I hope to see from RightNetwork when it launches are:

  1. Courage
  2. Even-handedness

We already enjoy PJTV immensely. However, more quality, propaganda-free content is better. We The People need to support quality, reasonable programming and advertisers who support it. Will South Park shed Comedy Central like the POTUS sheds his credibility? I’ll admit that I hadn’t been much of a South Park viewer, but I will support anyone demonstrating courage in the face of cowardice.

Deliberately baiting anyone on any aspect of their religious faith is tastesless and deserves to be ignored. The actions of anyone seeking to privilege their faith through the legal system and threats of violence is an order of magnitude worse and must be opposed systematically.

In a schoolyard setting, attempts to silence others would be called bullying, and not tolerated.

In culture, the stakes are higher, yet public leadership goes for Chamberlainism. Why?

Is Glenn Reynolds Fatwa-Worthy?

The professor mocks the Religion of Peace:

Comedy Central cowers in the face of a murder threat/warning against “South Park” creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker. Obviously, Christians — and Sarah Palin fans, and lovers of My Mother The Car — should take heed of this incentive system our modern media is creating. Don’t want things you treasure satirized? Just issue a “prediction” and — voila!

I predict that Instapundit won’t link this. However, it’s 476 miles to the University of Tennessee (round-trip, that’s 952 miles at 20 cents a mile, $190.40) and I might just spontaneously show up to entertain the professor’s Space Law seminar with my usual cocktail-party routine of tasteless jokes and old Sam Cooke songs.

Not exactly “terrorism,” but potentially quite disruptive, especially if I were to bring a case of ice-cold Coronas ($30) . . .

I’m just sayin’ . . .

Kentucky Pro-Lifers Accuse Rand Paul of Faking His ‘100%’ Pro-Life Credentials

Press release from Kentucky Right to Life:

In a recent fund raising letter from the Rand Paul U.S. Senate Campaign, Rand Paul claims that he “scored 100%” on the Kentucky Right to Life PAC pro-life survey.
Rand Paul filled out, signed and faxed the KRLA PAC survey to the KRLA PAC office on February 11th at 10:29 am. Rand Paul did not score 100% on the questionnaire.
This is one reason why Rand Paul was not eligible for the Kentucky Right to Life PAC Endorsement for the U.S. Senate seat.

KRL-PAC provides documentation that Paul omitted an answer to one of the questions on the survey. The Cincinnati Enquirer reports:

In a recent fund raising letter from the Rand Paul U.S. Senate Campaign, Rand Paul claims that he “scored 100%” on the Kentucky Right to Life PAC pro-life survey.
Kentucky Right to Life is the largest pro-life group in the state. In February, its PAC endorsed Secretary of State Trey Grayson of Boone County in the Republican U.S. Senate primary.
“Trey Grayson has always been 100 percent pro-life. He’s demonstrated it by being chairman of the board of the pro-life New Hope Center” in Crestview Hills, said PAC Treasurer Susan Kenney.
She said PAC had concerns with statements Paul has made about the morning-after pill and a claim that he “probably would” support a ban on partial birth abortion.

(Hat-tip: Lisa Graas.) Meanwhile, Sarah Palin appears in Paul’s new TV commercial:

And to be “fair and balanced,” here’s an ad for Paul’s GOP primary opponent, Trey Grayson:

KENTUCKY SENATE: KEY RACE ROUNDUP

The Hate That Dare Not Speak Its Name

Yes, friends, I’m talking about . . . heterophobia:

Veteran Rep. Babette Josephs (D., Phila.) last Thursday accused her primary opponent, Gregg Kravitz, of pretending to be bisexual in order to pander to lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender voters, a powerful bloc in the district.
“I outed him as a straight person,” Josephs said during a fund-raiser at the Black Sheep Pub & Restaurant, as some in the audience gasped or laughed, “and now he goes around telling people, quote, ‘I swing both ways.’ That’s quite a respectful way to talk about sexuality. This guy’s a gem.”
Kravitz, 29, said that he is sexually attracted to both men and women and called Josephs’ comments offensive.
“That kind of taunting is going to make it more difficult for closeted members of the LGBT community to be comfortable with themselves,” Kravitz said. “It’s damaging.”

VOTE KRAVITZ: Because He’s Not as Gay as Charlie Crist!

What Kind of Totalitarian A–hole Would Object to ‘Downfall’ YouTube Parodies?

If you guessed “Hitler,” you’re a winner:

Tim Cavanaugh at Reason‘s Hit & Run:

The thousand-year reich of Downfall parodies has ended in ruins. Constantin Films, the German producer of the 2004 film Der Untergang, has compelled YouTube to start taking down the popular Hitler-rants-about-funny-thing-X clips. . . .
The 4.3 million-view original, in which Hitler gets banned from Xbox Live, has been replaced by the notice: “This video contains content from Constantin Film, who has blocked it on copyright grounds.” A quick search of YouTube shows that many others have vanished. . . .
The legal merits of Constantin’s argument are clear: They do not exist. Downfall parodies take less than four minutes of a 156-minute film . . .
Not that that will matter. The issue is YouTube’s kneejerk takedowns. The site is free to do what it likes . . . it’s not like there’s some inalienable right to run your content there. Still, the use of immediate takedowns is a blunt instrument that YouTube and its owner Google will, I hope, learn to refine in the future.

YouTube: Obeying Der Fuhrer Since 2010

(Hat-tips: Instapundit and Memeorandum.)

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