Malibu Plastic Surgeon Dies in Car Crash; Was Driving While Texting About His Dog

Not an Onion parody:

Dr. Frank Ryan, plastic surgeon to Heidi Montag and other celebrities, was sending Twitter messages about his border collie before his fatal car accident.
The California Highway Patrol is investigating whether Ryan was texting at the time he crashed Monday . . .
A close friend of Ryan’s says Ryan sent two Twitter messages Monday afternoon with photos taken on the beach, but she expects the CHP will conclude Ryan was not texting when the car went off the cliff.

Via Rob Long, who feels obligated to note:

And let me stipulate, at the outset, that this is of course a terrible tragedy, and my sympathies and condolences go out to his friends, family, and survivors.

Translation: “BWAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!”

SHOCKER: Doctors Say Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Actually Have Mental Disorder

She’s not technically crazy, she’s just a part-time lesbian who sometimes makes bad decisions like driving drunk and bleaching her red hair blonde:

[T]he doctors who have evaluated Lindsay Lohan at UCLA have concluded she does not suffer from the drug or psychiatric problems that were previously diagnosed. . . .
We’re told Lindsay has been “weaned off” all of her meds — Dilaudid, Ambien, Adderall, Zoloft, Trazodone and Nexium — and has had no adverse reaction. Likewise, she has had no withdrawal issues in the alcohol department. . . .
And, we’re told Lindsay was misdiagnosed in the past with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) — which is why she started taking Adderall. The UCLA docs say LiLo does not have ADHD.
And finally, as for having psychiatric problems — again the doctors say it’s just not the case. Morningside Recovery — the rehab facility Judge Revel initially chose for Lindsay — determined she was bipolar, but the docs at UCLA say she is not.

OK, let’s take this point by point:

  • Dilaudid? — Dude, that’s a heavy-duty opium-like pain killer. Exactly what illness or infirmity was Lindsay suffering that a doctor prescribed her Dilaudid?
  • Zoloft? — This is an SSRI anti-depressant that can cause all sorts of funky side effects, including nausea, diarrhea, insomnia and increased risk of suicide. Zoloft is also “associated with sexual side effects, including arousal disorder and difficulty achieving orgasm.” Given the downside potential of SSRI treatment, no psychiatrist should prescribe this stuff unless the person is experiencing serious mood disorders that don’t respond to milder treatments.
  • ADHD and/or bipolar disorder? — Here’s your postmodern rush-to-diagnosis problem in a nutshell: People who in a less medicalized society might be described as “high strung” or “moody” are nowadays quickly diagnosed as being afflicted with a psychiatric malady requiring treatment.

God knows what would have become of me if the ADHD diagnosis had been commonplace when I was a talkative, over-energetic child. Back then, they called it “acting up” or “ants in the pants,” and teachers treated it by administering a few swift swats with a paddle.

Andrew Breitbart says he’s been diagnosed with ADHD, but it’s not a debilitating “disorder” so much as it is a personality trait that happens to fit perfectly with the rapid-fire information-processing involved in operating an Internet empire. 

If not every ADHD sufferer is a helpless basket case, neither can everyone whose moods are volatile be classified as clinically afflicted with bipolar disorder. But our medicalized culture pretends that there is a pill for every ill, so when someone like Lindsay Lohan starts experiencing stress — her parents are divorced, her Dad’s a scary wacko, she’s partied herself out of a job or two — doctors are quick to make a diagnosis and give her prescriptions.

So, it’s good news/bad news for Lindsay: The good news is, you’re not psycho. The bad news is, that bleach-blonde look is atrocious.

Allahpundit: We Have To Work On Your Rock’N’Roll Picks

by Smitty (h/t HotAir)

One is tempted to move off the anti-triumpnalism stance on the news that, apparently, the Lefty think-tanks are nearing acceptance of that which we knew all along about ObamaCare. Our blue state Col. Jessup overlords figured we couldn’t handle it, though: the truth.
When you look at the ultimate slide in the presentation from the Politico link,
…the first thing to come to mind for the Dems is:

The Edge’s list of don’ts is far more helpful and comprehensive for Nancy and the Gang:

Don’t move Don’t talk out of time Don’t think Don’t worry Everything’s just fine Just fine
Don’t grab Don’t clutch Don’t hope for too much Don’t breathe Don’t achieve Or grieve without leave
Don’t check Just balance on the fence Don’t answer Don’t askDon’t try and make sense
Don’t whisper Don’t talk Don’t run if you can walk Don’t cheat competeDon’t miss the one beat
Don’t travel by train Don’t eat Don’t spill Don’t piss in the drain Don’t make a will
Don’t fill out any forms Don’t compensate Don’t cower Don’t crawl Don’t come around late Don’t hover at the gate
Don’t take it on board Don’t fall on your sword Just play another chord If you feel you’re getting bored
Don’t change your brand Don’t listen to the band Don’t gape Don’t ape Don’t change your shape Have another grape
Don’t plead Don’t bridle Don’t shackle Don’t grind Don’t curve Don’t swerve Lie, die, serve
Don’t theorize, realise, polarise Chance, dance,dismiss, apologise
Don’t spy Don’t lie Don’t try Imply Detain Explain Start again
Don’t triumph Don’t coax Don’t cling Don’t hoax Don’t freak Peak Don’t leak Don’t speak
Don’t project Don’t connect Protect Don’t expect Suggest
Don’t project Don’t connect Protect Don’t expect Suggest
Don’t struggle Don’t jerk Don’t collar Don’t work Don’t wish Don’t fish Don’t teach Don’t reach
Don’t borrow Don’t break Don’t fence Don’t steal Don’t pass Don’t press Don’t try Don’t feel
Don’t touch Don’t dive Don’t suffer Don’t rhyme Don’t fantasize Don’t rise Don’t lie
Don’t project Don’t connect Protect Don’t expect Suggest
Don’t project Don’t connect Protect Don’t expect Suggest
I feel numb

That’s 90+ Don’ts, but who was counting?

Something slightly more up-tempo might help the situation a bit more.

And who could capture the moment more cheerfully and appropriately than the Presidents of the United States of America?

I will now retreat into my dour, wet-blanket mode.

The land is in the middle of a full-on disaster. When your Congresstool arrives and (s)he opens the piehole about, well, anything, just laugh. Loud guffawing will do. Speaking from personal experience, the effect, while mildly rude, is not lost.

Curious Phrasing, Mr. Appel

“In my experience, liberal think tanks and intellectuals dominate most domestic issues while conservative think tanks and intellectuals dominate foreign policy. . . . Democrats have traditionally held an advantage on domestic issues while Republicans have traditionally held an advantage on foreign policy. The intelligentsia of both parties reflect this divide.”
— Patrick Appel, The Atlantic

The terms here that draw immediate attention are “dominate” and “advantage.” Does Appel mean that the intellectuals whom he designates as dominating are more persuasive or better informed? And what of Democrats’ “traditional advantage” on domestic issues? Did this help Jimmy Carter in 1980, Mondale in 1984, or Dukakis in 1988?

More recently, the 2000 election was fought almost entirely on domestic issues and, had it not been for a late-breaking DUI “scandal” against Bush, it’s doubtful Al Gore would have won the popular vote that year. Grant that in the 2002-04 cycles Republicans won primarily on foreign-policy terrain, but don’t forget those “values voters” whose allegiance to the GOP was principally a matter of domestic cultural or social issues. In the 2006-08 cycles, of course, the backlash against Bushism was the major trend, driven in large measure by war-weariness, although John McCain’s economic ineptitude (i.e., his frantic support for the unpopular “Bush bailout”) was ultimately decisive in the 2008 campaign.

All of which is to say that Appel’s talk about partisan domination and advantages on areas of policy doesn’t necessarily match the political record and, perhaps more important, doesn’t tell us who is right.

For example, if it is true that conservatives “dominated” and Republicans “held an advantage” in foreign policy during the 2001-’04 time-frame, then it proved a mixed blessing in the long run, as the failure (or at least, perceived failure) of Bush-era foreign policy was deeply implicated in the GOP “brand damage” problem that now haunts Republicans.

So a policy that is politically popular in the short term may bring disaster in the long term and, I hasten to add, it’s entirely possible a policy may both right and unpopular.

Morever, the interaction between politics and policy is such that policy is never purely a matter of who’s got the best ideas. The wrongheadedness of LBJ’s “Great Society” programs, or of Nixon’s wage-and-price control policies, were pointed out by insightful critics at the time but the advocates of good policy did not have sufficient political influence to prevent enactment of bad policy.

Nowadays, of course, demographic trends (especially a burgeoning Hispanic population) so favor Democrats that their party’s long-cherished policy goals are being enacted not because arguments for those policies have suddenly been recognized as factually superior, but rather because they’ve got the votes.

And this returns us to the earlier colloquy with David Frum, who asserts the supremacy of policy (“governance”) over politics. You can’t govern without a majority, you see, and so without successful Republican politics, talk of Republican policy is . . . just talk.

In their present minority status, then, Republicans are compelled to follow the advice of Jennifer Rubin: “The opposition party must oppose.”

Specific policy proposals are less necessary to Republicans now than is the imperative to constantly explain how the policies of Democrats are wrong and harmful, combined with a pledge to stop and (where possible) reverse those policies if elected.

The essential political idea is this: After more than 18 months of “Yes, We Can,” Americans are ready for a healthy dose of “Oh, Hell No, You Won’t!”

How that translates into Frum’s “governance” will be determined after Nov. 2 — a bridge to be crossed when (and if) we get there.

Associated (Orwellian) Press

A memo from the Ministry of Truth:

AP Standards Center issues staff advisory
on covering New York City mosque

Associated Press Deputy Managing Editor for Standards and Production Tom Kent sent the following note to the staff about covering the New York City mosque story:
Aug. 19, 2010
Colleagues,
Here is some guidance on covering the NYC mosque story, with assists from Chad Roedemeier in the NYC bureau and Terry Hunt in Washington:
1. We should continue to avoid the phrase “ground zero mosque” or “mosque at ground zero” on all platforms. (We’ve very rarely used this wording, except in slugs, though we sometimes see other news sources using the term.) The site of the proposed Islamic center and mosque is not at ground zero, but two blocks away in a busy commercial area. We should continue to say it’s “near” ground zero, or two blocks away.
WE WILL CHANGE OUR SLUG ON THIS STORY LATER TODAY from “BC-Ground Zero Mosque” to “BC-NYC Mosque.”
In short headlines, some ways to refer to the project include:
_ mosque 2 blocks from WTC site
_ Muslim (or Islamic) center near WTC site
_ mosque near ground zero
_ mosque near WTC site
We can refer to the project as a mosque, or as a proposed Islamic center that includes a mosque.
It may be useful in some stories to note that Muslim prayer services have been held since 2009 in the building that the new project will replace. The proposal is to create a new, larger Islamic community center that would include a mosque, a swimming pool, gym, auditorium and other facilities.
2. Here is a succinct summary of President Obama’s position:
Obama has said he believes Muslims have the right to build an Islamic center in New York as a matter of religious freedom, though he’s also said he won’t take a position on whether they should actually build it.
For additional background, you’ll find below a Fact Check on the project that moved yesterday.
Tom

Good-bye, “Ground Zero Mosque,” hello, “Muslim center near WTC site”!

We look forward to future AP guidelines on Pearl Harbor (“a former U.S. naval base in Hawaii”) and Treblinka (“site of a former German government detention center”).

UPDATE: Linked by Pamela Geller at Atlas Shrugs and Bob Belvedere at Camp of the Saints. Now a thread at Memeorandum.

UPDATE II: Linked by Western Rifle Shooters and (obviously) not linked by Allahpundit, although the first commenter on that post catches the Orwellian aspect: “We have always been at war with Eurasia.”

Complex Problems, Simple Solutions

Imagine the horror of finding myself favorably cited by David Frum, who notes my concern with lack of attention to elections by the conservative blogosphere, and says that conservatives aren’t neglecting politics so much as they’re neglecting policy:

What is neglected is governance. How much do we discuss what went wrong with the US economy in the Bush years? If tax cuts are essential to pulling the economy out of recession, why didn’t Bush-enacted tax cuts prevent the US economy from tumbling into recession in the first place? Why did incomes stagnate between 2000 and 2007? Why did health cost inflation suddenly accelerate after 2001? What went wrong in the energy markets? How can we do better next time?

Where to begin addressing Frum’s questions? I would start by quoting an observation Ronald Reagan made about liberals in 1964:

They say the world has become too complex for simple answers. They are wrong. There are no easy answers, but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.

In terms of economic policy, the Bush administration was necessarily guilty of doing that which was politically feasible, rather than doing what was right. Bush also became a prisoner of his own rhetoric — a “compassionate conservative” who was a “uniter not a divider” and who aimed to establish “a new tone in Washington.” This stance limited Bush’s ability to do what was really needed: Reduce the economic footprint of the Welfare State and, especially, curtail the entitlement programs that threaten to bankrupt our nation.

Consider the most glaring failure of the Bush era, the housing bubble. Over the past several decades, the federal government has become so deeply involved in housing — Fannie and Freddie, HUD, the Community Reinvestment Act, the mortgage-interest income tax deduction, etc. — that genuine free-market price signals have become hopelessly obscured by the effects of government intervention. And I am reminded of something that P.J. O’Rourke said two decades ago about public housing policy and rent control:

The law of supply and demand tells us that when the price of something is artificially set below market level there will soon be none of that thing left — as you may have noticed the last time you tried to buy something for nothing.

The flip side of this aphorism (which we may call O’Rourke’s Law) is that when the federal government subsidizes something — as it has subsidized home ownership — the price will be artificially set above market level so that people will be paying more than they can afford for something that is worth a lot less than they paid.

What is true of housing subsidies is also true of health-care subsidies. When the federal government made employer-provided health insurance exempt from income taxes, and subsidized health care in other ways large and small, the inflation of health-care costs was an inevitable result. In an attempt to get a handle on this problem, companies responded by turning to the much-hated HMOs, as well as enacting policies (including out-sourcing and hiring lots of part-time workers) that limited their health-insurance obligations. In many states, policy-makers responded by seeking to impose various mandates on employers and/or insurance companies, having the effect of forcing the private sector to provide health care, regardless of the costs and . . .

Well, these various problems were recently “solved” by the enactment ObamaCare, a solid-gold policy nightmare. It is predictable, as night follows day, that this new policy will not only fail to remedy most of the problems it aimed to address, but also — because of the Law of Unintended Consequences — that it will cause new problems its proponents failed to anticipate. It is just as predictable that any conservative proposal to amend ObamaCare (never mind repealing it, as we ought to do on Day One of any future GOP Restoration) will be denounced as heartless cruelty to the program’s tens of millions of beneficiaries.

You see here, then, that the failure of Bushism was in its unwillingness to speak with Reaganesque clarity about the simple answers — not easy, but simple — to complex problems: Get the federal government out of the housing business and out of the health-care business and (while we’re at it) out of the education business.

Professor Glenn Reynolds has recently discussed the “higher education bubble” as a looming disaster and, as with so much else in contemporary America, this is a problem largely caused by federal meddling. Who is it, after all, that encouraged the Courtney Munna to borrow nearly $100,000 to get a degree in Religious and Women’s Studies? If Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac were implicated in the housing bubble, who will exempt Sallie Mae from blame for the higher education bubble?

We cannot solve problems that we are unwilling to identify as problems, and the intrusion of the federal government into nearly every aspect of our lives — which is to say, the modern liberal Welfare State — cannot be remedied by pretending that all it needs is a few policy tweaks.

Excuse me if I suspect David Frum of believing that a better set of policies, enacted by a better set of policy-makers, can make the Welfare State monstrosity workable. The answer to the Welfare State is not to put Republicans in charge of running it, but rather to push relentlessly for its reduction, to point out at every opportunity how this overgrown bureaucratic catastrophe is destroying our freedoms, picking our pockets, corrupting our politics, and — the most cruel irony — endangering the American dream for those “little people” whom these misguided policies were allegedly intended to help.

That may not be an easy answer, but it is indeed simple.

Good policy is good politics, and vice-versa. To speak the truth, and act upon it, will require moral courage, as Reagan said. The failure of the Welfare State is a truth so obvious that only a fool could fail to recognize it, and only a coward would refuse to join the fight to remedy that failure, thereby restoring both our freedom and our prosperity.

Who will have the vision to lead this fight?

Pamela Geller Bikini ‘Scandal’?

Remember my joke — and it was a joke, in case you didn’t realize it — that Marcela Hoeven looking good in a bikini was a “scandal”? The Washington Post evidently thinks the same thing of Pamela Geller:

The most colorful — and perhaps most visible — activist at the moment is Pam Geller, a former New York Observer publisher who has appeared in a bikini and a super-tight Superman costume challenging Islam. . . .

It’s rather telling that the Post‘s Michelle Boorstein considers it so vitally urgent that readers know Geller has (gasp) been photographed in a swimsuit. And when you read the rest of the story, it’s a long run for a short slide: Conservatives read conservative blogs (shock) and so forth.

BTW, Pamela’s success is driving Charles Johnson nuts:

Yeah, all “these freaks” like . . . uh, Howard Dean.

UPDATE: Writing at Outside the Beltway, Steven L. Taylor misleads:

Scapegoating is an ugly thing. And whatever else this is, this is scapegoating: it is blaming one group of people for the actions of others.

No, this isn’t scapegoating. It would be scapegoating if Muslims were being blamed for widespread social or economic woes, the way Hitler made Jews the convenient explanation for all of Germany’s ills after World War I.

Nobody is blaming Muslims for the recession. Opponents of the Cordoba House have very specific criticisms, and ignoring those criticisms is not the same as refuting them.

Let us, however, distinguish between longtime opponents of the Cordoba House — including Pamela Geller, who has been on this issue since Day One — and some of those who have jumped aboard the bandwagon. Many of those who have scoffed at opponents of Cordoba House are doing so based on a certain error of logic: “If Fox News is covering it, and Republican politicians are talking about it, the story must therefore be illegitimate.”

If you think Newt Gingrich is demagoging the Ground Zero Mosque story, or that Fox News is exploiting it, then by all means denounce the demagoguery and exploitation. But do not make the mistake of assuming that an issue is illegitimate, simply because it is being promoted by people you don’t like.

Such an assumption is a variety of ad hominem fallacy, which you should take care to avoid when you’re accusing others of scapegoating.