Hypothetical Hitlers, the Arizona Gestapo and Other Irrational Liberal Fears

The rhetorical escalation over the new Arizona immigration law has taken a predictable path toward insanity — or inanity, in the case of Meghan McCain:

I believe it gives the state police a license to discriminate, and also, in many ways, violates the civil rights of Arizona residents. Simply put, I think it is a bad law that is missing the bigger picture of what is really going on with illegal immigration. The concept that a law-enforcement official can stop an individual when “reasonable suspicion exists that a person is an alien, who is unlawfully present in the United States” is essentially a license to pull someone over for being Hispanic.

For the benefit of all who, like Cousin Meghan, are too stupid to pay attention to facts, I will repeat: The law hasn’t even taken effect yet, and we therefore do not have one example — not even one — of this law being abused. And most criticism is based on what Jimmie Bise calls the “Arizona Gestapo” meme of cops as fascist monsters.

The “Fourth Reich” portrayals of this law (e.g., “Saturday Night Live“) as laying the groundwork for an Hispanic Kristallnacht are easily debunked by reading what the law actually says. Jimmie summarizes it briefly:

If a police officer comes into “lawful contact” with a person (because their job as a police officer requires them to do so), and the officer has “reasonable suspicion” that the person is an alien or illegal resident, that officer must make a reasonable attempt to ascertain whether that person is in the United States legally. If, in the course of that “lawful contact”, the person provides an Arizona driver’s license, photo ID, tribal identification, or any other piece of identification for which they had to prove their legal residence when they got it, then that person is automatically assumed to be a legal resident.

Certainly that doesn’t justify the kind of histrionic huffing and puffing we’ve heard from liberals. Rich Lowry observes:

The Arizona law makes it a state crime for aliens not to have immigration documents on their person. This sounds draconian, except it’s been a federal crime for more than half a century — U.S.C. 1304(e). Has the open-borders crowd forgotten that it calls illegal aliens “undocumented” for a reason?

Denouncing the law on the basis of hypothetical abuses that you think might happen is the special kind of idiocy we’ve come to expect from Meghan McCain, who at least has the inexperience of youth to excuse her shallow arguments. But what excuse does Jeb Bush have?

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush is speaking out against the new hard-line immigration law in Arizona, becoming the first prominent national Republican to do so.
“I think it creates unintended consequences . . . It’s difficult for me to imagine how you’re going to enforce this law. It places a significant burden on local law enforcement and you have civil liberties issues that are significant as well.”

Yes, of course, there may be unintended consequences, there may be a law-enforcement burden, and there may be civil liberties issues, but shouldn’t we balance these hypothetical risks against the reality of what is actually happening in Arizona? Isn’t reality more important than any hypothesis? Less than two weeks ago, federal agents raided shuttle-bus operations in Arizona that are estimated to have smuggled 80,000 illegals over the past decade. And that is but the tip of a very large iceberg.

Marco Rubio’s criticism of the Arizona law was disappointingly Bush-like in its suggestion that the law “could also unreasonably single out people who are here legally, including many American citizens.” Which of course it could, but it hasn’t yet, and how about we see how the law is actually implemented before we start wringing our hands over imagined abuses that might happen at some unknown point in the future? (As Allahpundit notes, Rubio’s statement is “a comparative model of restraint” in contrast to the denunciations from Lindsey Graham and others.)

What causes conservative Republicans to parrot ACLU talking points? Because liberals have so distorted public understanding of what’s in the law that GOP politicians feel obligated to make at least a few dissenting noises, lest they be denounced as “anti-immigrant.”

This kind of defensive stance by conservatives allows liberals to define the terms of the debate to their own advantage. To surrender that definitional battle in hope of gaining some short-term political benefit by debating the issue on terms acceptable to liberals is to accept defeat as a long-term outcome.

Just Got Off the Phone With a Staffer for Tim Burns’ PA12 Congressional Campaign

The staffer promised to call back with a schedule of the candidate’s events for Thursday and Friday. Burns is the Republican who’s running in the special election for Jack Murtha’s seat. Here’s video of Burns on Sean Hannity’s show last night:

The primary is three weeks from today and the Burns campaign HQ is in Washington, Pennsylvania, about a three-hour drive from my house. Figure a 400-mile round trip at 20 cents per mile, $80, plus a couple of packs of smokes (2 x $5 = $10), and a couple of cheeseburger value meals (2 x $5 = $10), and I can make the trip for $100 in the Shoe Leather Fund.

While I’m up there, perhaps I can see how the “Republicans for Specter” operation is working out. Wednesday is the one-year anniversary of the geriatric crapweasel’s party-switch. Celebrate with a gift to Pat Toomey.

UPDATE: PA12 is a sprawling gerrymandered monstrosity:

Not as big as NY23, perhaps, but you can look at the spider shape of it and see that Burns has got his work cut out for him campaigning in all those scattered places.

UPDATE II: There is a candidate forum in Johnstown at 7 p.m. Wednesday — which also happens to be the 21st anniversary of my marriage to Mrs. Other McCain. I’m thinking a little extra in the tip jar might help make sure I survive for our 22nd anniversary.

If You Think Watching Keith Olbermann Is Painful, Imagine Being His Guest

David Weigel had to defend Sarah Palin against Olby’s hallucinatory perjury-trap “Fitzmas” fantasies of a Palin perpwalk:

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After doing the Olbermann show, Weigel’s probably looking forward to talking to comparatively sane people at the Million Birther March.

We await the SPLC attack on Weigel as a libertarian sympthizer.

UPDATE: Predictably, the Trig Truthers are apoplectic at Weigel’s skepticism toward their kooky theories. Speaking of which, whatever happened to Trig-Truther Audrey and Trig-Truther “Gryphon”? Just askin’ questions . . .

Dow Loses 213 Points on Debt Crisis in Greece, Portugal; Rachel Maddow Trying to Figure Out How to Blame Sarah Palin

Let the blame game begin!

A downgrade of Greece’s credit rating to “junk” status sent stocks to their worst one-day loss in more than two months . . .
The Dow snapped a six-day winning streak, plummeting 213.04 points, or 1.9%, to 10991.99, suffering its worst decline in both point and percentage terms since Feb. 4.
Tuesday’s selling was fueled primarily by Standard & Poor’s decision to cut Greece’s credit rating by three notches to “junk” status, saying the move was the result of the firm’s “updated assessment of the political, economic, and budgetary challenges that the Greek government faces in its efforts to put the public debt burden onto a sustained downward trajectory.”

Portugal’s bonds haven’t yet reached junk” status, but . . .

Standard & Poor’s . . . also cut Portugal’s rating two notches. S&P also kept a negative outlook on the two countries’ ratings — meaning more downgrades are possible in the near term. . . . Stocks plummeted 6% in Greece, 4.7% in Portugal, 4.2% in Spain and 2.7% in Germany. . . .
As for Portugal — also struggling under heavy debt and facing poor economic growth prospects — S&P lowered its rating to A-minus from A-plus, citing “amplified fiscal risks.” Portugal, which so far hasn’t requested help from the rest of Europe, “could struggle to stabilize its relatively high debt ratio” until 2013, S&P said. . . .
The yield on two-year Greek bonds rocketed to 15.35% from 13.16% on Monday and 6.1% two weeks ago, a sure sign that the market believes Greece ultimately will seek to restructure its debt by cutting interest or principal payments, or both.
S&P said that if Greece restructures its debt, current bond owners may recover just 30% to 50% of their principal amount. . . .

What caused the European debt crisis? Out-of-control deficit spending, mainly caused by government obligations for entitlement programs like health care. Does that sound kind of familiar?

While your 401(k) circles the toilet — and Democrats and MSNBC look around for fat-cat right-wing scapegoats — you can at least muster an ironic smile at this news from Wall Street today: Goldman Sachs stock went up today. Because they’ve got important friends, you see.

The Progressive Legacy of Bill Ayers: Sloppy Seconds for Social Justice

Van Helsing calls attention to a little-noted clause in the ’60s peace-and-love agenda: “Do it with my roommate, or you’re a racist!”

It was at the Undergraduate Library at the University of Michigan on a Friday night in November 1965. I was a sophomore and was living in a sorority house — Alpha Epsilon Phi. . . . Billy Ayers was standing on the first floor and started talking to me . . .
I was politically idealistic back then and believed in Tikkun Olam — that we had to do something to make the world better . . .
He asked me to go to a party with him and I did. . . . I think he got quite drunk and I suppose I drank too. . . .
I met Bill’s roommate who also worked at the children’s school. I also met Bill’s younger brother Rick. Bill was a year older than I and his brother was a year younger. He spent a lot of time at Bill’s apartment. . . .
I guess it was one of those evenings — maybe on the way back from the library, maybe just to get out of the sorority house, I don’t remember exactly. What I do recall is that when I was getting ready to leave Ayers told me I couldn’t go until I slept with his roommate and his brother. At this point Bill and I had slept together just once. I was sexually inexperienced, having had only one serious boyfriend with whom I had recently broken up.
At first I thought Ayers was joking. I got up; and went to the door. He moved quickly to block me at the doorway. He locked the door and put the chain on it. I went to the couch and sat down and told him that I had no intention of having sex with his roommate and his brother or him. He said that I had no choice but to do as he said if I wanted to get out of there. He claimed that I wouldn’t sleep with his married roommate because he was black — that I was a bigot. I had gone to school with black kids and had them as friends all my life. I couldn’t believe he was saying that to me
I felt trapped. I had to get out of the situation I was in and because he was so effective a guilt-tripper, I also felt I had to prove to him that I wasn’t a bigot. I got up from the couch and walked over to the black roommate’s bed and put myself on it and he f—-d me. I went totally out of my body. I floated beside myself on the outside and above the bed looking at this black stranger f— me angrily while I hated myself.
After that I had to go lie down on Bill Ayer’s bed for his brother to screw me. . . .

Tikkun Olam usually translates as “repairing the world,” unless you’re a liberal, in which case it translates as, “Sloppy seconds.”

UPDATE: It appears that Bill Ayers’ vision of social justice continues in the person of Amanda Kijera, an American volunteer in Haiti who is “grateful” for being raped:

Two weeks ago, on a Monday morning, I started to write what I thought was a very clever editorial about violence against women in Haiti. . . . Ever committed to preserving the dignity of Black men in a world which constantly stereotypes them as violent savages, I viewed this writing as yet one more opportunity to fight “the man” on behalf of my brothers. That night, before I could finish the piece, I was held on a rooftop in Haiti and raped repeatedly by one of the very men who I had spent the bulk of my life advocating for. . . .
I pleaded with him to honor my commitment to Haiti, to him as a brother in the mutual struggle for an end to our common oppression, but to no avail. He didn’t care that I was a Malcolm X scholar. He told me to shut up, and then slapped me in the face. . . .
Black men have every right to the anger they feel in response to their position in the global hierarchy, but their anger is misdirected.
Women are not the source of their oppression; oppressive policies and the as-yet unaddressed white patriarchy which still dominates the global stage are. . . .
Not once did I envision myself becoming a receptacle for a Black man’s rage at the white world, but that is what I became. While I take issue with my brother’s behavior, I’m grateful for the experience. . . .

Exactly how the hell is the “white partiarchy” responsible for this crime? Whence her insight that a Haitian rapist is motivated by “rage at the white world”? Don’t bother asking Kathy Shaidle, who isn’t exactly doing the “sisterhood solidarity” thing with Ms. Kijera.

SPLC Spins Crazy Conspiracy Theory About Crazy Conspiracy Theorists

Willy-nilly lumping together of libertarians, conservatives and kooks like Alex Jones? Check. Obligatory inclusion of high-profile Fox News personalities? Check. Time for somebody to do some actual reporting:

Catherine Bleish is a 26-year-old libertarian who was a Ron Paul delegate to the 2008 Republican National Convention. She is a leader of the Liberty Restoration Project which, among other things, opposes the federal “War on Drugs” and denounces the Patriot Act as “an assault against the civil liberties of Americans.”
Perhaps you disagree with those views, but is Bleish dangerous?
The Southern Poverty Law Center seems to think so. In a special report called “Meet the ‘Patriots’” issued last week, the SPLC named Bleish as one of 35 people “at the heart of the resurgent movement.” The report — which also names WorldNetDaily publisher Joseph Farah and Cliff Kincaid of Accuracy in Media — describes the movement thus:
“In the last year and a half, militias and the larger antigovernment ‘Patriot’ movement have exploded, accompanied by the rapid expansion of other sectors of the radical right. … [T]he so-called Patriots [are] people who generally believe that the federal government is an evil entity that is engaged in a secret conspiracy to impose martial law, herd those who resist into concentration camps, and force the United States into a socialistic ‘New World Order.’”
The SPLC’s scary references to militias and conspiracies and a “resurgent movement” very much echo Bill Clinton’s recent conflation of the tea party with Timothy McVeigh and, like Clinton, the Montgomery, Ala.-based organization singled out Rep. Michelle Bachmann, calling her an “enabler” of the Patriot movement. Also labeled “enablers” by the SPLC were Glenn Beck and Andrew Napolitano of Fox News, as well as Ron Paul, the Texas congressman whose quixotic 2008 presidential campaign helped turn Bleish into a full-time political activist. . . .

Please read the whole thing. Whatever you think of Ron Paul and his supporters, the SPLC’s insinuation that they pose a threat to public safety — The Libertarian Menace! — is unwarranted. And the Paulistas certainly aren’t part of a “movement” that also includes, inter alia, Cliff Kincaid and Michelle Bachmann.

It’s amazing what you can find out about the SPLC with just a little effort. Yesterday, I spoke to a guy who decided to spend his weekend reading their financial disclosure forms and said the $190 million organization apparently has accounts in the Cayman Islands. And another guy told me that, for the first time in three decades, SPLC founder Morris Dees has donated money to a Republican.

UPDATE: The Libertarian Menace!

‘Obama Derangement Syndrome’ Symptoms Include Ironic Flashbacks

People who live in deranged houses should not throw crazy stones, as Tim Blair shatters Charles Johnson’s delusions of normalcy:

Born-again leftoid Charles Johnson denounces the “tidal wave of right wing nuttiness directed at Barack Obama”. Fair enough, in several cases; that birther obsession, for one, is downright crazy. But it’s a little rich for flippy Charlie to rail against “Obama Derangement Syndrome” when for several recent years Johnson himself was a serious sufferer.

Blair’s list of “a few examples” is damningly long, proving CJ didn’t succumb to Sudden Onset Crazy. It’s chronic.

UFC Fighter Marries World-Famous Porn Star. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

I mean, besides everything:

After being arrested following an alleged domestic dispute against girlfriend Jenna Jameson on Monday morning, a teary-eyed Tito Ortiz held a press conference with his attorney in Los Angeles late Monday evening to speak for the first time with regards to the incident in which he alleged Jameson is suffering an addiction to the narcotic pain reliever, OxyContin.
“Jenna has been fighting a battle with OxyContin addiction for the past year. For Tito and her family this has been an uphill battle. Unfortunately this morning she had a relapse,” attorney Chip Matthews said. “Tito was trying to help her, she has threatened suicide before. Tito has done everything in his power to protect her privacy and the privacy of their children.”
According to Matthews, on Monday morning the UFC champ confronted his girlfriend (and mother of their twin boys) about the drugs he had found and she denied it. Jameson was allegedly suffering an “emotional breakdown”, prompting a 911 call from Jameson’s father Larry who was reportedly not in the room at the time of the confrontation.

Let’s hear from Jenna’s side of the family:

Jenna Jameson’s father claims there were no warning signs that could have prevented the alleged domestic violence incident between Jenna and Tito Ortiz — adding the whole thing “came out of nowhere.”

Wow. Completely unexpected. The porn star is a dopehead and the fighter has a propensity for violence. Who knew?